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I'm not really posting this to self-aggrandize, I just want to remember this so I can use it in my routine once I become a comedian.
Mom: Did you know that Squanto died only a year after meeting the Pilgrims?
Me: No, but I'm not really a squantologist.
EDIT: Oh crap, now people will steal this. Oh well.
Mom: Did you know that Squanto died only a year after meeting the Pilgrims?
Me: No, but I'm not really a squantologist.
EDIT: Oh crap, now people will steal this. Oh well.