THIS IS A POST ABOUT TV!
Elementary: I am... completely incapable of keeping up with this show? I keep forgetting to watch it! idgi. I guess I do most of my regular TV watching on Thursday nights with
theoret these days, so things that aren't part of the schedule or aren't part of a marathon just slip through the cracks ;_; but I have acquired the last two episodes now and Imma watch them over lunch.
Game of Thrones: I have started watching. Well, I'm halfway through season two now and mostly my reaction is just OH STARKS. Oh poor old Starks. I love Starks. I think I have a natural predisposition for people with that surname. I love Arya and Sansa and Robb and Gendry and Jon and Tyrion and more besides. And my god, Joffrey is the worst. I understand all the gifsets of him getting slapped that filled my dash now.
Arrow: OH GOD I LOVE IT SO MUHUHUHUHUCH. Help me. I can't handle it. It is a show in which Ollie displays his ridiculous half-naked torso once a week like clockwork and still I am watching for the plot. And also for the face-clutching. Oh Ollie, my precious deranged technically a serial killer baby. May have started writing a little fic. Just a little one, gdit >:[
SPN:
HAHAHA, welp. I am still sufficiently pissed off at the Winchesters that I found Garth being in every single possible way more competent and healthy than them both utterly delightful. HE HAS A HUNTER NETWORK. Sam and Dean probably don't even know anyone else's names now all their friends are dead, they are that wrapped up in each other's lives. I love the implications that there all these other hunters having all these other adventures (and gossiping about Winchesters apparently) and Sam and Dean know nothing about it. HAHAAA. Oh boys, you are so shit.
Anyway, I am still utterly apathetic about Amelia and now hardcore rooting for Sam to kill Benny. OH PLEASE OH PLEASE KILL BENNY. It's your turn to kill one of your brother's friends, surely.
Speaking of: aaaaahh my delight at Sam bringing up Amy. YEAH. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Dean, you hypocrite. I wanted them to shout at each other more. Well, really I wanted Sam to shout at Dean more, because this is me. Sam has my sword, and my axe, etc. DEAN, DAMMIT. Stop making friends with monsters when you kill your brother's monster friends. Stop being so! outraged! that Sam went and lived with a girl (A GIRL!!!) for a year while you were in Purgatory when you went and lived with Lisa for a year while Sam was in the Cage. (AND DON'T BE MAD AT SOULLESS SAM FOR BEING SOULLESS, omg. That's just not fair. I'm sure Sam would have much preferred his soul being in his body rather than being in the Cage. Stuff soulless Sam did doesn't count, Dean, everyone knows thaaaat.) I mean, come on now. Did you mindwipe yourself as well about that?
(... actually, did Dean mindwipe himself about that? I didn't watch that episode.)
Hell, I take it back. Keep on being outraged, as long as Sam can be outraged too. I want fisticuffs. I want hairpulling. SHOUT AT EACH OTHER MORE. I think this is stockholm syndrome or something. Help help, I'm mad at the show and so enjoy watching it because the characters are mad at each other and so am not really mad at the show at all because am enjoying it??
Except Benny, I'm not enjoying Benny. His stupid hat.
P.S. ngl once Dean was all BLAH BLAH I'VE NEVER BETRAYED YOU BLAH and Sam made a face of mild outrage, I started quietly rooting for Sam to be all WELL WHAT ABOUT THAT VOICEMAIL YOU LEFT ME WHEN YOU CALLED ME A MONSTER AND SAID YOU WERE GOING TO KILL ME, and then Dean goes wait what? etc etc. It's the dream. That and psychic powers. I'll never let go of a voicemail resolution or Sam moving things with his mind, Jack.
Fucking Winchesters. Have hate sex, ok.