they would make the winchesters look good

[wanttobeatree]

THERE SHOULD BE MORE FIC IN WHICH JARED AND JENSEN ARE HUNTERS. Both set in this universe, in which they use their SPN skills to fight ghosts, and AUs in which they are really hunters. Not even in an SPN crossover kind of way. I JUST WANT FIC ABOUT THEM FIGHTING EVIL. Probably Jensen is this really normal boring guy who works in Walmart or

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[cloex_brosluvr]

THAT ACKLES BLOKE IS APPARENTLY DIRECTING THE 100TH EPISODE OF SOME TV SHOW OR THE OTHER.

Me thinks he's gonna have a lot of late nights 'directing' Jared. JUST THE TWO OF THEM.

[wanttobeatree]

WAIT WHAT IS NEW!DW? I - oh, wait. Doctor Who. Of course. -_- JARED WOULD BE THE BEST DOCTOR EVER.

Jensen totally has a special director's hat picked out already. And possibly special underwear.

And that's all he wears.

[wanttobeatree]

Jensen could be his slightly chavvy but well-intentioned assistant who wears occasionally skimpy clothing to boost the male audience. :D
SOMEONE THAT TRANSLATED IN MY BRAIN TO A MENTAL IMAGE OF JENSEN DRESSED AS GERI HALLIWELL CIRCA THE UNION JACK DRESS. UM.

I...I wanna say that would be hot but mostly I'm going for awkward. :/
This is what Jensen looks like whilst directing:

[elizardbits]

LOLOL I CAME HERE TO MAKE THIS EXACT SAME COMMENT. You just know there'll be a lot of late nights in motel room "sets" wherein a whole lot of DIRECTING will be going on.

JENSEN: ok, now take off your pants
JARED: idgi, how is this different from every other night?
JENSEN: because now I get to yell "ACTION" right before you stick it in, dude.
JARED: AWESOME.

blergh this was supposed to be a reply to the first comment, i has a fail.

[zeitheist]

And cashmere is not even slightly an appropriate clothing choice for your sub-career in slaying vampires.

I love this idea beyond the telling of it. I have this image of a ghost advancing on Jensen and him managing to shoot everything except the spirit in question. The walls, the windows, the light fitting, the pictures hanging on the wall. Screaming whilst he does so.

[wanttobeatree]

In the J2 fic I wrote, they defeated the ghost by throwing salty pizza at it. 8D

I AM IMAGINING HIM SCREAMING IN THAT WAY HE DOES IN YELLOW FEVER. That is totally Jensen's natural scream face. He wants us all to think he's just putting it on, BUT NO. Whenever he sees a spider of someone spills something on his cashmere or he's shooting everything but the ghost, THE SCREAM FACE COMES OUT.

[zeitheist]

OH TREE, YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE.

At one point in the AU they defeat their ~first ghost~ and go out drinking to celebrate. Jared gets trashed on tequila and throws up in Jensen's lap. THE SCREAM FACE COMES OUT.

[wanttobeatree]

YOUR VALIDATION TINGLES INSIDE OF ME. Oh man, I kinda want to read it again now. Maybe it isn't as bad as I remember.

You'll never see him open his mouth, either. One moment he's making his normal placid bitchy face and then the NEXT... SCREAM FACE HAS APPEARED. It's kind of unnerving, really. (The first time it happened, Jared got confused and threw salt in his face.)

[getyourguns]

I've read a fic where Jared gets possessed by Sam... I think, or vice versa. And then where they meet "the real" Sam and Dean, a lot like 5x09... but never THEM as THEMSELVES as hunters.

[wanttobeatree]

WHY DOESN'T IT EXIST? You'd think, given this fandom's propensity for AUs and all, that the place would be ROLLING in J2!hunter fic. AND YET NO.

[getyourguns]

Well, I guess because we have the real thing? Haha. J2 as hunters might as well just be Sam and Dean and you can always have like Chad or Chris show up in a S/D fic.