they would make the winchesters look good

Nov 20, 2009 21:57

THERE SHOULD BE MORE FIC IN WHICH JARED AND JENSEN ARE HUNTERS. Both set in this universe, in which they use their SPN skills to fight ghosts, and AUs in which they are really hunters. Not even in an SPN crossover kind of way. I JUST WANT FIC ABOUT THEM FIGHTING EVIL. Probably Jensen is this really normal boring guy who works in Walmart or something and then Jared rescues him from a ghost of some kind and Jensen is all WHOA and Jared flexes his muscles at him so Jensen quits Walmart and runs away to become a slightly shit hunter.

The very first J2 fic I wrote was non-AU ghost battling. That is how very much I love this idea. Except I wrote said fic a billion years ago and therefore cannot bring myself to look at it anymore in case it's even shitter than I remember, SO MY NEEDS ARE NOT BEING FULFILLED.

You know Jensen would be such a shit hunter, though. I'm sorry, Jensen, but it's true. And cashmere is not even slightly an appropriate clothing choice for your sub-career in slaying vampires. GET IT RIGHT, ACKLES.

To be fair, considering how very much Jared worries about his skincare regime, he would probably not be very good either. They could be a pair of shit hunters together! They flex their muscles and smell faintly of salt and occasionally they even fight crime.

(I've been knitting for three hours. Things happen. Brain things.)

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VIA A BILLION PEOPLE ON TWITTER: THAT ACKLES BLOKE IS APPARENTLY DIRECTING THE 100TH EPISODE OF SOME TV SHOW OR THE OTHER.

jensen ackles: manly man, jared is a sexual predator, things that people should write me, together they fight crime, you know it would be hot

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