they would make the winchesters look good

[wanttobeatree]

THERE SHOULD BE MORE FIC IN WHICH JARED AND JENSEN ARE HUNTERS. Both set in this universe, in which they use their SPN skills to fight ghosts, and AUs in which they are really hunters. Not even in an SPN crossover kind of way. I JUST WANT FIC ABOUT THEM FIGHTING EVIL. Probably Jensen is this really normal boring guy who works in Walmart or

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[zeitheist]

And cashmere is not even slightly an appropriate clothing choice for your sub-career in slaying vampires.

I love this idea beyond the telling of it. I have this image of a ghost advancing on Jensen and him managing to shoot everything except the spirit in question. The walls, the windows, the light fitting, the pictures hanging on the wall. Screaming whilst he does so.

[wanttobeatree]

In the J2 fic I wrote, they defeated the ghost by throwing salty pizza at it. 8D

I AM IMAGINING HIM SCREAMING IN THAT WAY HE DOES IN YELLOW FEVER. That is totally Jensen's natural scream face. He wants us all to think he's just putting it on, BUT NO. Whenever he sees a spider of someone spills something on his cashmere or he's shooting everything but the ghost, THE SCREAM FACE COMES OUT.

[zeitheist]

OH TREE, YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE.

At one point in the AU they defeat their ~first ghost~ and go out drinking to celebrate. Jared gets trashed on tequila and throws up in Jensen's lap. THE SCREAM FACE COMES OUT.

[wanttobeatree]

YOUR VALIDATION TINGLES INSIDE OF ME. Oh man, I kinda want to read it again now. Maybe it isn't as bad as I remember.

You'll never see him open his mouth, either. One moment he's making his normal placid bitchy face and then the NEXT... SCREAM FACE HAS APPEARED. It's kind of unnerving, really. (The first time it happened, Jared got confused and threw salt in his face.)

DID SOMEONE SAY SCREAM FACE?

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