best day ever

[wanttobeatree]

This is why silverpenlight is a winner:

1. I came online last night in a bit of a bad mood, from having just tried to watch Jesus Camp (I made it through the first fifteen minutes before it made me so uncomfortable I had to change the channel) to find an email from her linking me to GAY NECROPHILIAC DUCKS.

Yes, that's right. As in:

GAY NECROPHILIAC DUCKS.It

Comments

[neecoal]

MY GOD, YOU WERE NOT JOKING. I CAN NEVER LOOK AT DUCKS THE SAME AGAIN.

I love how the author attempts to put a scientific and profession tone to an article which is frankly RIDICULOUS.

[wanttobeatree]

75 MINUTES

75 MINUTES OF DEAD DUCK RAPE

[neecoal]

This man is watching this DEAD DUCK RAPE for 75 MINUTES. He looks at his watch and times it. Then he stops it because 75 minutes is strangely his limit. What the hell.

[wanttobeatree]

*helpless faces* I can't even begin to decide just what aspect of this whole INCREDIBLE DEAD DUCK RAPE SITUATION is my favourite, it's all that fucking weird.

[ashen_key]

...

GAY NECROPHILIAC DUCKS?!?!?!?!?

[wanttobeatree]

GAY NECROPHILIAC DUCKS :D

[ashen_key]

WHAT THE FUCK

[wanttobeatree]

75 MINUTES OF CONTINUOUS DUCK-ON-DEAD-DUCK ACTION

[silverpenlight]

ILU2, BB. FOREVER AND FOR ALWAYS

(that duck has got some fucking incredible stamina, if you think about it. seventy-five straight minutes of rape!)

[wanttobeatree]

YOU SHALL NEVER DO ANY WRONG, NOW YOU HAVE GIVEN ME GAY NECRODUCK.

(I know! that is just, impressive. and 'almost continuously', which gives me these mental images of it like... stopping and starting. HAS IT HAD ENOUGH RAEP? NO, NOT QUITE YET.)

[wanttobeatree]

I guess depending on how old the duck corpse was, that might have been all it was able to... withstand. Um.

augh. pass me the brain bleach.

(IT'S HORRIFYING. augh god. have you seen it all the way through? does it get worse than those first fifteen minutes of wtfery?)

PS. FAWLTY TOWERS, HAVE YOU WATCHED IT YET? :D

[wanttobeatree]

MY FACE IS QUITE SAD TOO. SRY D:

(auuugh yes, I saw the crying and the raising their hands, and I swear they were being made to clench pieces of broken crockery or something. That, or they randomly smash mugs with hammers and then waves their fists in the air. All I know is: little girl, waving fist in the air after mug-hammering, sobbing her face off, and I went AUGH NO DO NOT WANT.)

PS. SAVE IT FOR WHEN YOU CAN TRULY IT ENJOY IT, ON EVERY LEVEL OF BEING.

[bubl]

I am laughing and am horrified that I'm laughing at the same time.

75 minutes?

Gay necrophiliac ducks?

It cannot get any better or worse than that.

Ugh, Jesus Camp.

[wanttobeatree]

Oh, screw horrified at laughter! Anything that involves 'duck, 'rape' and 'corpse' in the same sentence just has to be good. It's automatically hilarious. I HAVE NO REGRETS.

for serious. have you managed to watch it all the way through?

[bubl]

I HAVE NO REGRETS.

Ah well, at least we'll see each other in hell.

Yes, I have. It does not get any less uncomfortable. In fact it sort of gets worse and worse. The whole movie is like filmed legal child abuse.