best day ever

[wanttobeatree]

This is why silverpenlight is a winner:

1. I came online last night in a bit of a bad mood, from having just tried to watch Jesus Camp (I made it through the first fifteen minutes before it made me so uncomfortable I had to change the channel) to find an email from her linking me to GAY NECROPHILIAC DUCKS.

Yes, that's right. As in:

GAY NECROPHILIAC DUCKS.It

Comments

[neecoal]

MY GOD, YOU WERE NOT JOKING. I CAN NEVER LOOK AT DUCKS THE SAME AGAIN.

I love how the author attempts to put a scientific and profession tone to an article which is frankly RIDICULOUS.

[wanttobeatree]

75 MINUTES

75 MINUTES OF DEAD DUCK RAPE

[neecoal]

This man is watching this DEAD DUCK RAPE for 75 MINUTES. He looks at his watch and times it. Then he stops it because 75 minutes is strangely his limit. What the hell.

[wanttobeatree]

*helpless faces* I can't even begin to decide just what aspect of this whole INCREDIBLE DEAD DUCK RAPE SITUATION is my favourite, it's all that fucking weird.

[neecoal]

Oh man, I kind of want to share this, you know, extraordinary and disturbing turn of events with my RL friends. And yet, GAY DUCK NECROPHILIA. *_* I don't even want to think about what I would type into google just to find the article for them to see.

I blame you for ANY nightmares I get tonight. Or any friends I alienate. GOODNIGHT.

[wanttobeatree]

Awww cmon, surely even RL people can see the hilarity of GAY DUCK NECROPHILIA? A couple of them, at least? I know I've got a few RL people I'm going to pass the link onto.

GOODNIGHT, SWEET DREAMS, DON'T LET THE DUCKS BITE.