First up: Cinderella.

Cinderella, by my reasoning, was a transvestite.

She had to be home before 12. Why?
* Because if she went home with a guy she'd obviously be 'found out'

The shoe she left behind would fit no other woman in the land
* Yes, but because her shoe size was too big rather than too small.

The ugly sisters hate her and resent her ( Read more... )

Its hard to believe that only last week it was yet another Coven night. The penultimate of the year. It seems like I'm at a different place every weekend - not that that's a bad thing. When you have the choice and freedom to choose your haunts, life is so much better. Much better than those dreary days with only The Edge in Luton, listening to a ( Read more... )

Short recap of the last two weeks, if you like that kind of thing.

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Damn this heat. Damn it back to the hell from whence it came, for surely if it persists it means the end. The end of me, the end of you, the end of those little bright-eyed seals in the arcic that somehow evaded the Canadian Jihad and the end of style. Its hard to be gothically-inclined in such demanding times, but I think I managed it. Black ( Read more... )