Being four drinks behind now, I leave this as record:
My resolution is to follow the vows of the Englishman from Slaughterhouse Five:
1. Brush teeth twice daily.
2. Shave once daily.
3. Wash hands and face before every meal, and after every visit to the latrine.
4. Polish shoes once daily.
5. Exercise thirty minutes each morning before breakfast
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