OMG

I have a spider bite on my shoulder/back.

THIS MEANS THERE IS A SPIDER IN HERE THAT WAS ON ME.

CANNOT SLEEP

OMG

Christ on a stick!

Ants! Fucking ants!

This is a recurring theme in my life since the first day I moved to the Bay Area.

The thing I want to know is why they're fucking IN LOVE with my laptop?!

GO SOMEWHERE ELSE ANTS

For fuck's sake. I'm so sick of ants.

I want my own apartment.

I want it so bad.

The fucking ants ( Read more... )

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They're in my bed. They're on the floor. They keep coming ( Read more... )

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As you may know from LAST year, I seriously hate ants. They were all over my fucking room and I fucking hated them.

Well, guess what I saw in the fucking kitchen today.

ANTS.

Fucking ANTS.

If I see ONE ANT in my room, I am going to flip out.

I swear to god.

ANTS.

IN MY HOUSE.

Oh, HELL no.

They'd better get out like NOW.

Also, there are FRUIT FLIES in my room. I don't know if it's one, or more - they keep flying near me, though. One LANDED on me earlier. *cry ( Read more... )