Uhhhh
Megan: I'm just grumpy because I had a nightmare last night and didn't get much sleep.
Me: What was it about?
Megan: You had a llama face.
Me:...whut?
Megan: Yeah, you just suddenly grew one and then you went around eating people. But we tried to pretend you were normal and hang out with you anyway.
Me: Um, was that before or after I started eating people?
Megan: Uh, before. We went to Gloria's and they said no animals were allowed, but we were like, "That's not an animal, that's Mary Ann! She's a paying customer!" But then you got mad at the cashier and ate her.
Me: Wow.
Megan: Yeah, then you started eating everyone else who made fun of you, like Ray and Luke and random people.
Me: Interesting.
Megan: Then you started giving them some kind of contagious disease, like llama malaria or something.
Me: Llama malaria.
Megan: It was painful - they ran around disoriented and started collapsing or something when you came near them. You only did that to the people you wanted to suffer.
Me: Huh.
Megan: I woke up when you tried to eat me, and that's why I couldn't sleep. Do you know how scary it is to be mauled by a llama face?
Me: Uhhh nope, not really.
Megan: It was horrifying!
Me:...Did anyone make an Emperor's New Groove reference?
Megan: No.
Me: Awwww.
Me: What was it about?
Megan: You had a llama face.
Me:...whut?
Megan: Yeah, you just suddenly grew one and then you went around eating people. But we tried to pretend you were normal and hang out with you anyway.
Me: Um, was that before or after I started eating people?
Megan: Uh, before. We went to Gloria's and they said no animals were allowed, but we were like, "That's not an animal, that's Mary Ann! She's a paying customer!" But then you got mad at the cashier and ate her.
Me: Wow.
Megan: Yeah, then you started eating everyone else who made fun of you, like Ray and Luke and random people.
Me: Interesting.
Megan: Then you started giving them some kind of contagious disease, like llama malaria or something.
Me: Llama malaria.
Megan: It was painful - they ran around disoriented and started collapsing or something when you came near them. You only did that to the people you wanted to suffer.
Me: Huh.
Megan: I woke up when you tried to eat me, and that's why I couldn't sleep. Do you know how scary it is to be mauled by a llama face?
Me: Uhhh nope, not really.
Megan: It was horrifying!
Me:...Did anyone make an Emperor's New Groove reference?
Megan: No.
Me: Awwww.