1. I will not sabotage his chair.

2. I will not dump his face into his waste basket.

3. I will not glue his mouth shut.

4. I will not force him to eat his print outs.

5. I will not clobber him with mine.

6. I will not staple his hands to the desk.

7. I will not stab him with a scalpel.

8. I will not cut of his fingers with the big scissors.

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So, today W tried one of his stupid pick up lines with me. Had to do the 'count to 10' thing to not punch him with my wedding ring.

Might do the 'count to 10 and set coworkers waste basket on fire' thing, though, if he tries anything again.

On the other hand, I was at Mary's yesterday. She's been moping about all Saturday after the fight with S.
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