Smackdowns all around
So, today W tried one of his stupid pick up lines with me. Had to do the 'count to 10' thing to not punch him with my wedding ring.
Might do the 'count to 10 and set coworkers waste basket on fire' thing, though, if he tries anything again.
On the other hand, I was at Mary's yesterday. She's been moping about all Saturday after the fight with S.
With the epic smackdowns he delivers online, I don't want to know it is when he stands right in front of you.
Basically I dragged her out of the flat and we had a clichéd girl's day out. Went for a light lunch, tried on many dresses and bought a blouse each.
Not sure if it cheered her up, but at least she didn't spend another day home, in the company of a grumpy cat. I bet Murphy's lovely without the cone!
My dear, welcome to the "women who pissed of S under the influence" club. We have tissues, tea and a lot of comfort food.