Hey. Yeah, you. You fucking, idiot.
Email just sent to me from a traveler's admin:
Can you tell me the nonstop United flights from Denver to DC on 03April?
Me:
*sends complete list of all United flights to DCA (Reagan) and IAD (Dulles). Ends email by saying, "That is all for Sunday the 3rd on United."
Admin:
What about earlier in the morning?
Me:
No, you fucking, idiot! When I said, "That is all," I really meant EXCEPT for the early morning flight. You stupid ass fucking dumb bitch. Let's waste more of my time by passing emails while the phone is ringing and I'm trying to read FF chapter updates!
No, ma'am. Just the ones I sent below.
Admin:
But, Mr. X wants to fly at 8a from Denver to Reagan.
Me:
(Looks over flight times I just sent) Then, he'll have to fly Frontier at 725a. United only has the one nonstop flight below that goes to Reagan at 11. The others leaving at the 8 a.m. hour go to Dulles. LIKE I JUST FUCKING LISTED YOU STUPID OVERPAID SHIT! OR... MR. X CAN CHARTER HIS OWN PRIVATE JET AND LAND ON THE FUCKING LAWN OF THE WHITE HOUSE FOR ALL I FUCKING CARE.