SV S8Ep2 Plastique
Ok then!
"What's with the wardrobe malfunction?"
"What? This is a nice shirt."
AWW. He's SO PROUD of himself and his clothing. And he still has his high-school insignia on his backpack! HE'S SUCH A KID. I want to pat him so much omg
"No time for the men's room. Let's change in here."
"A phone boot is not exactly-"
*EXPLODES WITH LOVE*
"So, how do I look?"
"Ahm............... good."
HEEEEEEEEE ♥ You know who else appreciated a dressed up Clark? Lex. And it is canon:
Hey, Lex. Clark's eyes are a bit higher up. Not that I'm complaining.
......... is he saving House and Amber there?
STUPID TESS. I SO KNEW SHE WAS GOING TO CRUSH ON CLARK AT FIRST SIGHT LIKE LEX DID. STUPID SHOW *RAGES*
"Thank god you heard me."
"You're hard to miss."
I THINK I LOVE THEM ALREADY
DON'T ASK ABOUT TESS. DAMMIT CLARK. DAMMIT SHOW. (Although A+ for the gratuitous Clark-holding-a-kid!!)
Chloe, you're talking to Clark here. For him to notice something you need to punch the ring into his forehead and then explain to him why you have the ring. Slowly.
That Tom Welling dude is so dreamy. I think it's time for me to accept that. *swoons a little*
They're just so damn cute I can't take it. SV stop trying to distract me with het while I mourn the clex, it will not work!
"Don't tell me you're intimidated by a powerful woman."
The only kind of women Clark knows is the powerful kind, actually (Mom, best friend, partner). SO SHUT THE HELL UP TESS I DISLIKE YOU TERRIBLY.
"Seems we were destined to meet. I already had you on my to-do list today."
YOU'RE NOT LEX. YOU'LL NEVER BE LEX. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *RAGE BLACKOUT* AND CLARK ONLY GETS THE SEXUAL INNUENDOS COMING FROM MEN, SO DON'T EVEN TRY THAT TOO.
(I TOTALLY SCREEN-CAPED FOR THIS PART BUT KINDA FORGOT WHEN I WAS EDITING AND NOW I DON'T HAVE THE SMALLEST WISH TO SEE TESS' FACE AGAIN. SO NO CAP!)
"Lex told me all about you."
"Not much to tell."
Awwww, Lex just couldn't shut up about him, could he ♥
"(Clark is) handsome."
I still approve of her. Also, in high-school no one payed the least bit of attention to him. Now everyone wants to get in his pants? Geez, Lex needs to come back ASAP to defend that kryptoninan ass!
I don't understand a single thing that kid is saying. SPEAK UP, GESTICULATE FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST.
"You think I have a charming smile?"
"I think you're about to lose some teeth if you don't tell me what she said!"
"Lois you sound like a jealous girlfriend."
OH CLOIS, YOU'RE MY BRIGHT LIGHT AT THE END OF THIS DARK TUNNEL THAT IS TES(S)O DOS BICHOS (* it pains me to explain obscure references)
Hahahaha oh Clark, you can't just burst into a girl's apartment. Sure Lex was ok with it, but only because you already knew each other in every compromising situation there is!
BAD BOYS BAD BOYS, WATCHA GONNA DO? WATCHA GONNA DO WHEN CLARK COMES FOR YOU?
Hmm. 'Flammable'. I wonder what's going to happen next?
I KNEW SHE COULDN'T BE TRUSTED! Damn those teenagers
That Davis is such a voyeur in training. He should totally get together with Clark and I don't know, exchange tips or something.
JIMMY WHO? It's so soon I know, but I ADORE them!
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *RAGE BLACKOUT*
"Lois you can't just walk in and steal a file! It's a crime! You'll go to prison!"
Hahahhahaa is SV doing this on purpose? Is it putting a Clois scene after every Tess one so I get tired from switching from HATRED to LOVE and then end up shutting up about both? HA! I'm way too smart for you and your sneaky moves SV!
"I met your fiance, Clark. Congratulations, she's a real catch."
"I'm getting married?"
HE'S SO AMAZINGLY CLUELESS. I WILL NEVER LOVE ANYONE AS MUCH AS I LOVE CLARK ♥
She set a piece of paper on fire! QUICK CHLOE GET IN THE CAR
There you have, the entire budget for the episode
So Clark is like professor Xavier now or something? He'll need to shave his head for that I think. Positive point: he'd match with Lex! Negative point: Lex really likes his hair. Decisions.
"How did you found out? Did Jimmy call you?"
"It's rule number... eleven, always protect your source."
HE LEARNS SO FAST, OUR CLARK ♥
"We've ben friends for such a long time..."
"We're more than just friends Chloe."
"When Jimmy and I get married, things will probably change. Between us, I mean. And I don't know if I'm ready for that just yet, are you?"
Oh man ♥ this must be the most perfect scene SV ever created, I almost can't believe how much I wouldn't change a single thing
THEY'RE SO PRECIOUS AND WONDERFUL, please don't ever leave us Chlark!
"I want to introduce you to some people like you. A sort of team. But only if you want."
STUPID TESS YOU'LL NEVER BE AS SULTRY AS LEX
"I can't believe my cousin is getting married. To Jimmy Olsen."
HAHAHAHA her face!
Soooo... why is Lois proof-reading Clark's work when he's the only one with any sort of journalistic experience and she the one with disastrous grammar?
I want to be a reporter so badly and SV doesn't help. But I don't want to waste even more years of college to be one. If I move to Metropolis do you guys think I can get the job?
What. Is this 'Terminator: The Davis Chronicles'?
What.
What?