Sv S8Ep3 Toxic
YAY SV!
"So it turns out global warming is just another excuse to take your clothes off."
Clark looks way too comfortable to be around a semi-naked crowd. He should be panicking and trying to avoid people's eyes! This is entirely OOC of him, I can't accept it!
"I know what it looks like, but Oliver claims they raised a ton of money (with this??) thing."
I'm cracking up so badly at the idea of Oliver inviting Clark to a party with naked men all over the place. Never stop being this gay, oh please SV!
Hahahhahahahahhahaha OH OLIVER. DO YOU HAVE TO DRINK LIKE THAT FOR THE CAMERAS? DO YOU HAVE TO DRINK AT ALL? This calls for.....
THE ULTIMATE CONTEST
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Lex, are you ready?
Young Clark here has offered to be judge. He's quite excited to be here with us.
Ok, Clark, you've seen Oliver already. What do you think of his performance?
Alright. Now it's Lex's turn:
What do you think now?
I BELIEVE WE HAVE A WINNER
That's all, bye! .............. why aren't you guys leaving....... ah... yes. I was recaping an episode, moving on now ('Hourglass' caps by goth_clark, btw!).
Oh Clark. One minute talking about Lex, the next he has his paws all over Oliver. Chloe is obviously enjoying the view, tho.
"Oliver, what's happened to you?"
"Poison. I have twelve hours to live."
I... didn't know the moment you were poisoned you automatically knew it plus how long you had left. Anyone wishes to try the theory? I'll be taking the notes for the research!
Hahhahahah I love how they just.... threw him to the couch and forgot all about him, while he's moaning in pain and trying to get comfortable
"He's burning up."
FOR YOU, BABY. Is he a doctor, a mannurse, what?
Stop trying Oliver, you'll never be Lex
NEVAH
"Lois Lane. I haven't fired you yet?"
"I guess you're too busy printing my stories."
Tess, we all know you keep her for eye candy. And Lois likes to flirt all over her! This is the best arrangement EVER.
Tess, not so subtly, checking Lois out (and Lois loving it)
Is he wearing purple lipstick? Embrace your inner metrosexual, Clark! In no time you'll be wearing spandex all day long, so you better start preparing yourself
What. Are you kidding me, an island? Oliver can't believe it either!
Lex: BEEN THERE. DONE THAT. Amateurs.
GUYS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON IT'S ALL SO CONFUSING. But at the same time it's all very shiny and pretty, so it's ok.
So wait, there was a party on the island and Lex never found them? (yes, there can only exist one island and one timeframe) That's what happens when you stick to the opposite shore, I guess
"I have been stuck in this god forsaken island for 2 years. So I figure if I die, at least I die for something."
He's been there for 2 years? Are they trying to cheapen Lex's 3 months? Are they trying to say that if Lex had been there for 21 more months he will be good instead of evOl? Do you wish to rethink this, SV? yes?.... no?
"Look at us, the noble couple."
Where did she come from, why is she angsting over him all of the sudden
"You're getting smarter."
Clark, eventually, will try to punch the smart out of you! I also don't like how Clark claims she's the smartest person he knows. Hi, remember Lex? He was a bit brilliant. Geez Clark.
"It does bring out your eyes. That tie."
:( Clark doesn't even blush anymore. HE's DAMAGED OH GOD.
"He's dying. I'm sorry."
No he won't. He's on the credits guys, trust me he won't.
HAHAHHAHAHAHA I CAN ALMOST SEE THE BUILDINGS ON THE BACKGROUND oh SV you don't even try anymore ♥
... right. I can do that too, you know. I just don't want to.
Oliver, sweetheart, you're dying not having sex stop the jerky hip motion. I would have made a .gif of that, but it's too much work. You'll have to trust me here, there was a significant amount of spastic movements down there (ew, btw)
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS STAB THE NEEDLE INTO THEIR HEARTS, THAT'S PAINFUL GUYS
"Mercy. You've got to go find Mercy."
"What?"
"Tess Mercer."
OH NO, YOU DIDN'T. SHE'S NOT MERCY. DON'T DO THIS TO ME SV. SHE'S NOT. STOP IT SHE'S NOT.
*crosses arms* *checks how much longer the episode has left* *goes for a walk or something*
*DEEP SIGH* I don't care about *waves hands around* any of this
HAHAHHAHAHHA OH, MAN. That was classic movies' Clark!! ♥ the cup has his name! and he points! and mumbles and Lois doesn't get it! ♥♥♥♥♥
"I would rather avoid to ride on the Clark and Lana rollercoaster."
Wouldn't we all, Lois. Wouldn't. We. All.
"He's practically an icon of the Man of Tomorrow and I'm just Lois Lane, the girl who writes about it."
"Lois, there's nothing wrong with that."
"Right. So, when the occasional feelings flare up, you just have to trust your gut as hard as it is, and realize that you broke up for a reason."
"... exactly."
Are they talking about Lois and Oliver or.... Clark and Lex? *PUTS ALL MONEY ON THE LAST*
Canon fact: Clark Kent loves alcoholics (Lex. Lois. Oliver.)
Guys, you're on a date. You can and should be seating closer than that! Come on now, don't be shy
"You were the son Lionel never had, the guy knew everything about you, right, don't stand there and tell me that you didn't know a couple of his little dirty secrets."
Hey, SV. Remember when Lex got out of Belle Reeve and Clark didn't tell him Lionel killed his grandparents either? Hm? Rings any bell right now?
"You're afraid of everything."
Female chests, mostly
'NOMERCY'. ARE YOU KIDDING ME. THIS ENTIRE EPISODE WAS JUST AN ENTIRE EXERCISE ON MOCKING ME, WASN'T IT. YOU EITHER MAKE TESS A REALLY LAME LEX WANNABE, OR YOU MAKE HER BADASS MERCY. WHO SHE'S NOT. BECAUSE MERCY IS COOL. AND SHE'S NOT. DON'T PLAY WITH MY AFFECTIONS DAMMIT.
*RAGES*
I'm so upset right now (O RLY). That was the worst surprise EVER. I hate you SV for making me an hypocrite, now I have to love her on principle alone! You better make the blonde girl Hope now. She will soften this horrible, horrible blow I know she will.