SV S8Ep1 Odyssey
This post? HUGE. SERIOUSLY *warns*
*rolls shoulders* *cracks knuckles* OK. BRING IT.
"And now, the season premier of Smallville."
WHEN THE FORTRESS IS ROCKING, DON'T COME A-KNOCKING
HHASHADAJDS LEXCORP LOGO Are they going all X-Files on us with the words there?
GIRLY BOOTS! Oliver is that you?
I'm so confused right now. Two seconds into the episode and I already CANNOT STAND HER.
Oh, Oliver. You just couldn't wait two more seconds to start blowing up things (I was going to make a joke on the lines of "doing a blow job", but then I thought it too crude to share. And that's why I won't mention it.)
I can't quite get the exact quote, but there was something about Oliver and AC stroking each other? Because BY ALL MEANS, guys, please keep that up! (oh, I make it too easy for myself! "keep that up"????)
AH! THE RED JACKET! It's like cockroaches: it can survive the apocalypse
CHLOE IS SECOND IN THE CREDITS, I'M SO PROUD
WHO THE FUCK WERE YOU AGAIN? WHAT'S WITH THE "OPENING THE DOUBLE DOORS LIKE LEX" BS? I WANT LEX AND I HATE HER
AND YOU??
Justin just looks amused to be here with us today
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OH LOIS
NO. I DON'T WANT WHATSHERNAME THERE.
"I've been so looking forward to meeting the intrepid reporter, Lois Lane. So you like to play dress up?"
....... but Lois has been working for like, a couple of months wth. But I do approve of this UNBEARABLE SEXUAL TENSION going on, A+ SV
I APPROVE WHOLEHEARTEDLY of the new fierce blonde
What is this rapid beating of her cold, cold heart? Is this love? Has she fallen for Lane? Only time will tell.
What. Is this the X-Files for real?
OH CHLOE. SUPER BRILLIANT CHLOE. Is this because of the Brainiac thingy?
How the hell did they found that place, what the hell is that picture on the wall? BAD WOLF? I don't want it to have any hidden meaning by the end of the season, it's far too creepy to be seen again (I bet is Lana's and her representation of her Inner Struggle or some crap like that)
"Clark would never give up on us. We're not giving up on him."
SO, HOW'S THAT CRUSH ON THE KRYPTONIAN GOING ON OLIVER? AC and... forgot her name are looking a bit embarrassed on your behalf there. THIS EPISODE IS THE GAYEST THING WITHOUT LEX I HAVE EVER SEEN
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IN SOVIET RUSSIA CLARK DOESN'T GET RAIN. THE RAIN GETS CLARK.
Subtle escape there, Clark! Am I watching The Fog? I've never seen it, but I'm pretty damn sure they just stole a shot from it. This is what a season with low budget looks like, people!
NOT THE FACE, NOT THE FACE!
The guy's voice is HILARIOUS. It has the same level of threat Siegfried from Kaos had.
"No one questions my loyalty."
CATFIGHT
Is there any particular reason why Aquaman had to go all the way to Norway to shower?
RUN CHLOE RUN. For someone so smart it took her a biiiit too long to find out they weren't the government, tho
These people just jump back and forth from one place to the other, I'm getting dizzy
Clark, chillin' under the russian sun
"Stop chillin' under our sun!"
"I just wanna go home."
Yeah, you're not going everywhere if you keep with all these FAIL attempts at escaping
"I herd u liek mudkip"
Oliver doing what he does best: chillin' in Russia, buying fish for Aquaman (like The Penguin, in a way [only not])
*DRAMATIC, ROMANTIC SOAP-OPERA BACKGROUND MUSIC*
WOW, CLARK. CAN YOU BE A BIT SLOWER THERE? Stop staring at Oliver and pay attention to the program!
UMMM. You got a bit of an audience there, boys! Find a room or something!
So, let me get this straight (pun intended): Oliver is buying Clark? Literally paying for him? Like a prostitute? Is this correct? (REF: "Gayest Episode". They only need Krycek walking by to up the gayness level to FABULOUS.)
I'M TRIPPIN' MAN. For a second there I thought I was back in S3; fix your hair son!
"Lex was there. He knows everything, he knows my secret."
This scene is making me a bit uncomfortable. Clark is all "Lexlexlexlex" and Oliver is all flutterin' shiny eyes at Clark.
I don't think Lex would approve (Yes, he's intentionally looking up at them. And he's not amused.)
... are they going to kiss now?
AC is still naked, isn't he. Is there no decency left on this show, no morale? They should all wear underwear to shower, like Flanders (not really, don't start freaking out guys)
If we can't have Lex, I want this guy in EVERY EPISODE OH PLEASE
"Well done, guys."
Was that sarcasm? Because they didn't actually do anything. Unless hanging there naked is doing something, which AC is in fact doing well. I guess.
"Stick with me and I'll protect you, (Clark), it'll be fine."
I WILL LOVE THEM FOREVER
Awwwwwwwwww this episode needed hugs
HAHAHHA OUCH WTF he's human now! You can't do that to him!
STOP IT WITH YOUR MIND CLARK
HOLY FUCK THEY DIDN'T
Lex's going to be so maaaadddddd
Yeah, nothing is happening
Lana's sudden face was scarier than the arrow going throw him. This is just a personal feeling I wanted to share with you guys. Also: NO LEX? NO CHLOE? UNGRATEFUL BASTARD
AIDHAHDASHDAJS AHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH HOLY MARTIAN PIMPHUNTER, very much a DEUX EX MACHINA
Clark and Pimphunter, chillin' high and drunk in the Milky Way (I'm sorry, I just can't let go of this evertoday)
Fifteen year-old Clark Kent woke up, and cursed over the freaking long and weird dream he just had
NO. YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO THROW HIM BALLS. ONLY LEX CAN THROW HIM BALLS UP IN THE FORTRESS.
Hahahhahahhaha, he smiles up to the Pimphunter as he was a little kid caught doing something silly and cute. On the other side of the coin: YOU JUST BURSTED LEX'S FAVOURITE BALL
"Sometimes I feel like I need to be two separate people."
Like, a secret identity? Get out of here, that's ridiculous
Oh, man. Not the jacket. Everything but the goddamn jacket.
GET OUT OF THE CASTLE GET OUT YOU'RE NOT WELCOMED. STOP TRYING TO REPLACE LEX, MISSY.
OH SHI--
"Honestly we're not in the same place."
... GET OUT OF THE SHOW, JIMMY. DON'T SAY ANYMORE JUST LEAVE THE PREMISES.
"You're perfect"
"I'm so far from perfect"
"Which is perfect for me"
AWWW CHLOE. This just won't end well, for any of us
Are they gangsters now or something? Why the meeting in a corner?
"We need to find (Lex), he knows my secret."
Will the entire season be about Clark obsessing over finding Lex? Really? AM I DREAMING? ♥
"You may wanna try something a little bit more form-fitting."
Yellow Bee, speaking for Oliver and AC again
Lois looks so different with the darker hair, I LOVE IT. How long has she been left-handed? Is this a new power, like Chloe's mind? WAIT. WAIT. Lex was left-handed too! Is there any chance... Lex is possessing Lois' body? ~PERSONAL CANON~
"Oh, I'm sorry. Is this bothering you?""
"The chair or you in it?"
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ♥
*MELTS* *DIES WITH ABSOLUTE LOVE*
"You're looking at the newest recruit from the Daily Planet."
\o/ He's all grown up! Our little Clark!
"I'm going to be a little closer to home. It seems like we're going to be neighbors, Lane."
HEEEE the bastard is SO CHEEKY.
"You gotta be kidding me."
Yeah, I know! Unless they explain this as Perry returning the favor, I'm going to treat this as a big joke from Clark. Either way, I too want to live in a world where no college education is needed to get any job!
Meanwhile, in Lex's Ultra-Secret Lair...
... he's cackling madly, watching (with his hidden cameras) everyone trying to find him and failing (and Clark showering). Bwahaha.
*rolls shoulders* *cracks knuckles* OK. BRING IT.
"And now, the season premier of Smallville."
WHEN THE FORTRESS IS ROCKING, DON'T COME A-KNOCKING
HHASHADAJDS LEXCORP LOGO Are they going all X-Files on us with the words there?
GIRLY BOOTS! Oliver is that you?
I'm so confused right now. Two seconds into the episode and I already CANNOT STAND HER.
Oh, Oliver. You just couldn't wait two more seconds to start blowing up things (I was going to make a joke on the lines of "doing a blow job", but then I thought it too crude to share. And that's why I won't mention it.)
I can't quite get the exact quote, but there was something about Oliver and AC stroking each other? Because BY ALL MEANS, guys, please keep that up! (oh, I make it too easy for myself! "keep that up"????)
AH! THE RED JACKET! It's like cockroaches: it can survive the apocalypse
CHLOE IS SECOND IN THE CREDITS, I'M SO PROUD
WHO THE FUCK WERE YOU AGAIN? WHAT'S WITH THE "OPENING THE DOUBLE DOORS LIKE LEX" BS? I WANT LEX AND I HATE HER
AND YOU??
Justin just looks amused to be here with us today
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OH LOIS
NO. I DON'T WANT WHATSHERNAME THERE.
"I've been so looking forward to meeting the intrepid reporter, Lois Lane. So you like to play dress up?"
....... but Lois has been working for like, a couple of months wth. But I do approve of this UNBEARABLE SEXUAL TENSION going on, A+ SV
I APPROVE WHOLEHEARTEDLY of the new fierce blonde
What is this rapid beating of her cold, cold heart? Is this love? Has she fallen for Lane? Only time will tell.
What. Is this the X-Files for real?
OH CHLOE. SUPER BRILLIANT CHLOE. Is this because of the Brainiac thingy?
How the hell did they found that place, what the hell is that picture on the wall? BAD WOLF? I don't want it to have any hidden meaning by the end of the season, it's far too creepy to be seen again (I bet is Lana's and her representation of her Inner Struggle or some crap like that)
"Clark would never give up on us. We're not giving up on him."
SO, HOW'S THAT CRUSH ON THE KRYPTONIAN GOING ON OLIVER? AC and... forgot her name are looking a bit embarrassed on your behalf there. THIS EPISODE IS THE GAYEST THING WITHOUT LEX I HAVE EVER SEEN
JADJAKSDHJKASDHAJSDSALJKDSKLADADJADJADADSLALSDKLAÑDKLAÑSDKLASDDSJLSJKSLKSLSDKSADAKLSA
IN SOVIET RUSSIA CLARK DOESN'T GET RAIN. THE RAIN GETS CLARK.
Subtle escape there, Clark! Am I watching The Fog? I've never seen it, but I'm pretty damn sure they just stole a shot from it. This is what a season with low budget looks like, people!
NOT THE FACE, NOT THE FACE!
The guy's voice is HILARIOUS. It has the same level of threat Siegfried from Kaos had.
"No one questions my loyalty."
CATFIGHT
Is there any particular reason why Aquaman had to go all the way to Norway to shower?
RUN CHLOE RUN. For someone so smart it took her a biiiit too long to find out they weren't the government, tho
These people just jump back and forth from one place to the other, I'm getting dizzy
Clark, chillin' under the russian sun
"Stop chillin' under our sun!"
"I just wanna go home."
Yeah, you're not going everywhere if you keep with all these FAIL attempts at escaping
"I herd u liek mudkip"
Oliver doing what he does best: chillin' in Russia, buying fish for Aquaman (like The Penguin, in a way [only not])
*DRAMATIC, ROMANTIC SOAP-OPERA BACKGROUND MUSIC*
WOW, CLARK. CAN YOU BE A BIT SLOWER THERE? Stop staring at Oliver and pay attention to the program!
UMMM. You got a bit of an audience there, boys! Find a room or something!
So, let me get this straight (pun intended): Oliver is buying Clark? Literally paying for him? Like a prostitute? Is this correct? (REF: "Gayest Episode". They only need Krycek walking by to up the gayness level to FABULOUS.)
I'M TRIPPIN' MAN. For a second there I thought I was back in S3; fix your hair son!
"Lex was there. He knows everything, he knows my secret."
This scene is making me a bit uncomfortable. Clark is all "Lexlexlexlex" and Oliver is all flutterin' shiny eyes at Clark.
I don't think Lex would approve (Yes, he's intentionally looking up at them. And he's not amused.)
... are they going to kiss now?
AC is still naked, isn't he. Is there no decency left on this show, no morale? They should all wear underwear to shower, like Flanders (not really, don't start freaking out guys)
If we can't have Lex, I want this guy in EVERY EPISODE OH PLEASE
"Well done, guys."
Was that sarcasm? Because they didn't actually do anything. Unless hanging there naked is doing something, which AC is in fact doing well. I guess.
"Stick with me and I'll protect you, (Clark), it'll be fine."
I WILL LOVE THEM FOREVER
Awwwwwwwwww this episode needed hugs
HAHAHHA OUCH WTF he's human now! You can't do that to him!
STOP IT WITH YOUR MIND CLARK
HOLY FUCK THEY DIDN'T
Lex's going to be so maaaadddddd
Yeah, nothing is happening
Lana's sudden face was scarier than the arrow going throw him. This is just a personal feeling I wanted to share with you guys. Also: NO LEX? NO CHLOE? UNGRATEFUL BASTARD
AIDHAHDASHDAJS AHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH HOLY MARTIAN PIMPHUNTER, very much a DEUX EX MACHINA
Clark and Pimphunter, chillin' high and drunk in the Milky Way (I'm sorry, I just can't let go of this evertoday)
Fifteen year-old Clark Kent woke up, and cursed over the freaking long and weird dream he just had
NO. YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO THROW HIM BALLS. ONLY LEX CAN THROW HIM BALLS UP IN THE FORTRESS.
Hahahhahahhaha, he smiles up to the Pimphunter as he was a little kid caught doing something silly and cute. On the other side of the coin: YOU JUST BURSTED LEX'S FAVOURITE BALL
"Sometimes I feel like I need to be two separate people."
Like, a secret identity? Get out of here, that's ridiculous
Oh, man. Not the jacket. Everything but the goddamn jacket.
GET OUT OF THE CASTLE GET OUT YOU'RE NOT WELCOMED. STOP TRYING TO REPLACE LEX, MISSY.
OH SHI--
"Honestly we're not in the same place."
... GET OUT OF THE SHOW, JIMMY. DON'T SAY ANYMORE JUST LEAVE THE PREMISES.
"You're perfect"
"I'm so far from perfect"
"Which is perfect for me"
AWWW CHLOE. This just won't end well, for any of us
Are they gangsters now or something? Why the meeting in a corner?
"We need to find (Lex), he knows my secret."
Will the entire season be about Clark obsessing over finding Lex? Really? AM I DREAMING? ♥
"You may wanna try something a little bit more form-fitting."
Yellow Bee, speaking for Oliver and AC again
Lois looks so different with the darker hair, I LOVE IT. How long has she been left-handed? Is this a new power, like Chloe's mind? WAIT. WAIT. Lex was left-handed too! Is there any chance... Lex is possessing Lois' body? ~PERSONAL CANON~
"Oh, I'm sorry. Is this bothering you?""
"The chair or you in it?"
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ♥
*MELTS* *DIES WITH ABSOLUTE LOVE*
"You're looking at the newest recruit from the Daily Planet."
\o/ He's all grown up! Our little Clark!
"I'm going to be a little closer to home. It seems like we're going to be neighbors, Lane."
HEEEE the bastard is SO CHEEKY.
"You gotta be kidding me."
Yeah, I know! Unless they explain this as Perry returning the favor, I'm going to treat this as a big joke from Clark. Either way, I too want to live in a world where no college education is needed to get any job!
Meanwhile, in Lex's Ultra-Secret Lair...
... he's cackling madly, watching (with his hidden cameras) everyone trying to find him and failing (and Clark showering). Bwahaha.