I've come to the conclusion that everything that you've ever done in your life pisses me off.

Now get over here and take your ass-whupping like the scum you are.

[Coming out of his room.

Drip. Drip. Drip.

Sopping wet, clothes and all.

Drip. Drip. Drip.

Hair over his eyes.

TRUDGING DOWN YOUR HALLWAYS IN SEARCH OF A HAIRDRYER BECAUSE HIS JUST SHORT-CIRCUITED WHATEVER.]

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[Squalo is sleeping on one of the school couches because he can, goddammit. He is taking up the entire length of it.

Here are a few rules should you discover him like this.

One: Do not touch him. He will wake up and throttle you.

Two: Do not talk to him. He will wake up and silence you.

Three: Do not wake him up. He will kill you.

Four: Do not ( Read more... )