003: I'M PRETTY SURE THIS IS ILLEGAL

[voifuckschool]

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[cuzimaprince]

[ Totally saw you going in there, man, and this is his last day as class president so one last chance to use that as an excuse to annoy someone go.

Voice from behind you~ ]

Hey, what are you doing?

[voifuckschool]

Feeding my shark.

[Blunt, to the point.

Now go away, Shark hates blondes.]

[cuzimaprince]

You have a shark?

[Totally coming closer, because sharks are cool OK.

... What does it have against blonds?]

[voifuckschool]

[Squalo's Shark is cooler than cool. Shark eats things and swims around and hides. it's so cute Squalo wishes Shark could go on him for walks.]

No shit.

[NO, he keeps a pet shark around and feeds it because he's going to eat it.]

epiccccccc!

[spanamacchina]

[What a coincidence.
Students that wonder whatever is that noise, you say? Spanner might just be one of those students.]

... [Poking his head around the corner. Wow, that's a big tank.]

CADDYYYYYLLLL OH MY GOD I MISSED YOU YOU ADORABLE THING YOUUUUUU ;A;

[voifuckschool]

[IGNORING YOU. Because, obviously, this is Squalo's happy place.

MAYBE YOU'LL GO AWAY.]

I MISS YOU TOO SENPAI WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ;A;!!!

[spanamacchina]

[Oh, is it now.
Sorry in advance, then.]

... A shark. [Spanner sounds half surprised, and half impressed.]

SICK SINCE THIS MONDAY. ;A;

[voifuckschool]

[YES. IT IS. GTF out.

ALSO, SNAPPING.]

IT'S A GODDAMNED FUCKING SHAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKK, NOT AN ALIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

IF YOU FUCKING WANT TO SEE ONE SO BAD, JUST GO TO A FUCKING PET STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!

[nappobastard]

[Peering over Squalo's shoulder--]

Oh, a shark?

[He pauses for a moment.]

It's a very nice shark, kufu~ But aren't you worried?

[OOC: YOU SHOULD TOTALLY RECORD SONGS AND PUT THEM ON SOUNDCLOUD ASAP JUST SAYING :DDDDD [ENABLES WHAT] BECAUSE I AM VERY [SUBTLE WHAT] :DD ]

[voifuckschool]

[PUNCHING YOU IN THE FACE WHERE DID YOU COME FROM.]

About what?

[OOC: WHEN I GET BETTER OKAY I HAVE A WHOLE LIST I WANT TO SING. 8| SO MAKE SURE NOBODY SINGS KYOKUGEN FIGHTER AND LIGHTS OUT BY RICK ASTLEY OKAY (of course, if they want Kyokugen Fighter, go on ahead, BUT RICK ASTLEY IS MIIIINNNEEEE) *SHOT*]

[love_scorpion]

Boo!

[voifuckschool]

[ALDFJK:SDFJK:LSDFJK

HE DROPPED ALL THE FUCKING CRAB INSIDE THE FUCKING WATER TANK AND IT'S TOO FUCKING MUCH SO SQUALO JUST LOST MONEY BECAUSE SHARK WON'T EAT ANYTHING MORE THAN HE CAN EAT BECAUSE THAT'S HOW SHARKS FUCKING ARE.]

WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM?!?!?!

[love_scorpion]

You're loud.

[ Too loud. Have a cupcake shoved into your mouth. ]

[voifuckschool]

MMGMMGMMMMMMFFFF!

[CHOKING ON THAT CUPCAKE]

[childishcorpse]

...The shark is scary Buba...

[voifuckschool]

.............................................

[childishcorpse]

W-wah! Buba! I think he saw us!

P-please don't hurt me!

[voifuckschool]

...get out.

[WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PEOPLE IN SQUALO'S HAPPY PLACE.]