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003: I'M PRETTY SURE THIS IS ILLEGAL

Sep 30, 2010 19:10

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cuzimaprince September 30 2010, 23:17:44 UTC

[ Totally saw you going in there, man, and this is his last day as class president so one last chance to use that as an excuse to annoy someone go.

Voice from behind you~ ]

Hey, what are you doing?

voifuckschool September 30 2010, 23:20:38 UTC

Feeding my shark.

[Blunt, to the point.

Now go away, Shark hates blondes.]

cuzimaprince September 30 2010, 23:25:08 UTC

You have a shark?

[Totally coming closer, because sharks are cool OK.

... What does it have against blonds?]

voifuckschool September 30 2010, 23:28:41 UTC

[Squalo's Shark is cooler than cool. Shark eats things and swims around and hides. it's so cute Squalo wishes Shark could go on him for walks.]

No shit.

[NO, he keeps a pet shark around and feeds it because he's going to eat it.]

cuzimaprince September 30 2010, 23:30:16 UTC

[Does he floss its little teeth and play games with it?]

That's amazing. How'd you sneak it in here?

voifuckschool September 30 2010, 23:33:47 UTC

[Dumbass, it's a shark. Pet shark or not, same rules apply.]

Who said I snuck it in?

[Squalo does things in broad daylight, pee-wee.]

cuzimaprince September 30 2010, 23:38:54 UTC

[So what you're saying is you're not badass enough to floss your pet's teeth.]

And nobody noticed?

Where'd you get it from?

voifuckschool September 30 2010, 23:42:37 UTC

[Fucking traaaasshh, are you trying to pick a fight?!]

VOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, I just did, okay?! Shut the fuck up!

[YOU'RE GETTING ON HIS NERVES, LEAVE ALREADY BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY trying to PUNCH(ing) YOU WILL NOT WORK.]

cuzimaprince September 30 2010, 23:44:39 UTC

[Who, me? Never!]

I'm just curious. I never heard of a pet shark before, especially not at school~

[Damn right it won't. But good luck getting him to leave, he likes you.]

voifuckschool September 30 2010, 23:50:17 UTC

Then just go to a fucking MUSEUUUUUUUUUUUUM already!

[GO GOGGLE THE SHARKS THERE. Shark is feeling uncomfortable with you intruding in this sanctuary!

SO SQUALO'S JUST GOING TO TRY TO GRAB YOU AND THROW YOU BODILY OUT FROM THE THIRD FLOOR WINDOW OR SOMETHING. And if there isn't one, he'll MAKE ONE.]

cuzimaprince October 1 2010, 00:00:03 UTC

But that wouldn't be a pet shark, that would be a museum shark. It's not the same thing at all.

[Well, sorry your pet is such a delicate flower, but you are not putting your hands on him. He's a prince, you know. No manhandling allowed.

Stepping back, but laughing at you-you react the same way to everything he says!]

voifuckschool October 1 2010, 00:04:38 UTC

[Let's see how prince-y you are when you're splattered against the pavement.

LUNGING AGAIN.]

VOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII FUCKING HOLD STILL, YOU LITTLE SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.

cuzimaprince October 1 2010, 00:11:14 UTC

No way~

[Stepping back again, just come and catch him~]

LOL YOUR ICON IS SO APPROPRIATE. voifuckschool October 1 2010, 00:16:46 UTC

[Will just be doing that.]

Nrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

ISN'T IT, THOUGH XD cuzimaprince October 1 2010, 00:30:45 UTC

[Oh. You caught him. Darn it, you're faster than he thought...]

Let go.

[Just warning you, scary-sempai, he's got knives up his sleeves.]

TOTALLY IS, AND REMINDS ME WHY BEL IS AWESOME. voifuckschool October 1 2010, 00:36:46 UTC

[HA. You think he's actually going to let go once he's got you?!

HUFFING AND PUFFING.]

SURE.

[THROWING YOU UP THE STAIRS. You fly, temporarily. :|b]

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