I'm just gonna forget about art and make cheeseburgers.

"Spread your legs a little farther."
"I can't, it's too tight!"
"How am I supposed to fit this through if you don't, it's too big!"
"It's your fault if it rips! Hey, what are you doing back there?"
"It's the butt crack...you don't have one so I'm making one..."
"I don't want  a butt crack!"
Giggling.
"Festive...colors....? Pink? Is this plastic Christmas ( Read more... )