In the Valley of the Cat Boys
kasha: Oh god. ["Glass Houses"] Schuldig has a kitten. *g*
kasha: It makes him so happy! Kittens tend to make Schwartz very happy....
viridian5: They're not bad people. They just need pets!
kasha: Ha!
viridian5: Pets make people happy.
kasha: They do! And lower blood pressure!
viridian5: And raise Crawford's.
kasha: Heh. True.
viridian5: He's all too afraid that Schuldig will take care of the kitten.
kasha: God, I'm just imagining Schu with a harem of cat boys.
viridian5: "Ein has the blue collar, Zwei the green...."
kasha: Oy. *g*
viridian5: He would be so happy.
viridian5: He could mess with them and play with them and dress them up horribly....
kasha: He would have the worst dressed, most tacky harem in all the land.
viridian5: And he would be so happy!
viridian5: What are slaves for but to obediently surrender to your terrible taste?
kasha: *shudder*
viridian5: heh
viridian5: Nagi: "I'm blinded! Thankfully it happened so quickly!"
kasha: So true.
kasha: There would be lots of....fringe. And sparkles. And neon.
viridian5: Bandannas.
kasha: And feathers....
viridian5: They would look like... boyband members!!!
kasha: Ha! More like a Vegas show crossed with a boyband and an anime con.
viridian5: ....wow
kasha: Yeah. It is scary.
viridian5: ::imagining Schu with a whip making his troop perform::
kasha: Ha!!!
viridian5: "Paw the air, Drei! You're a fierce animal!"
kasha: Oh god.
kasha: There would be singing. And bad, 80s synth music....
viridian5: He would be Siegfried and Roy in one fabulous package!
kasha: Oh dear god. He would. He just needs the bad tan now...
viridian5: Hahahahaa!
viridian5: "Big smiles, my pets!"
kasha: The horror. The horror!
kasha: It makes him so happy! Kittens tend to make Schwartz very happy....
viridian5: They're not bad people. They just need pets!
kasha: Ha!
viridian5: Pets make people happy.
kasha: They do! And lower blood pressure!
viridian5: And raise Crawford's.
kasha: Heh. True.
viridian5: He's all too afraid that Schuldig will take care of the kitten.
kasha: God, I'm just imagining Schu with a harem of cat boys.
viridian5: "Ein has the blue collar, Zwei the green...."
kasha: Oy. *g*
viridian5: He would be so happy.
viridian5: He could mess with them and play with them and dress them up horribly....
kasha: He would have the worst dressed, most tacky harem in all the land.
viridian5: And he would be so happy!
viridian5: What are slaves for but to obediently surrender to your terrible taste?
kasha: *shudder*
viridian5: heh
viridian5: Nagi: "I'm blinded! Thankfully it happened so quickly!"
kasha: So true.
kasha: There would be lots of....fringe. And sparkles. And neon.
viridian5: Bandannas.
kasha: And feathers....
viridian5: They would look like... boyband members!!!
kasha: Ha! More like a Vegas show crossed with a boyband and an anime con.
viridian5: ....wow
kasha: Yeah. It is scary.
viridian5: ::imagining Schu with a whip making his troop perform::
kasha: Ha!!!
viridian5: "Paw the air, Drei! You're a fierce animal!"
kasha: Oh god.
kasha: There would be singing. And bad, 80s synth music....
viridian5: He would be Siegfried and Roy in one fabulous package!
kasha: Oh dear god. He would. He just needs the bad tan now...
viridian5: Hahahahaa!
viridian5: "Big smiles, my pets!"
kasha: The horror. The horror!