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[violentgregg]

I cannot believe that someone got paid to write this article. I laughed, I cried (tears of pain), then I proceeded to bleach my eyeballs with a mixture of whiteout, rubbing alcohol, and epson salt.

ATTN: Females. If you live your life as one 80 year long episode of Sex and the City, then this article is for you!

Enjoy