I'm in the library because I figured that I would kill the hour in between my classes doing homework that is due in the next, oh, fifteen minutes, only to discover that I don't need to know the questions about Chocolate I am meant to answer, because the class has been cancelled ( Read more... )

I can't type with my zombie pinky! For the love of God Montressor ( Read more... )

Daniel Raddcliff is like that awkward, annoying kid you knew in middle school who now goes to the same college as you, and you see him in class one day and realize he's gotten tall and lean and grown into his face and can wear a suit without looking stupid and still has a British accent ( Read more... )

I went to Ann Arbor to visit Maria yesterday. It was fun. Her appartment sucks ( Read more... )

I actually have neither, and this is getting really old ( Read more... )

I fucking hate Peter. What kind of person gets drunk off of four beers, rips his pants off, then starts crying about how calling a coworker a bitch changes the relationship forever ( Read more... )

So, Aaron's wedding was fantastic, mostly because the ceremony was so short and led by a female universalist minister. I don't know the word for minister in the feminine form. Whatever. She kept talking about "the Eternal Spirit" and "leading us in prayer and meditation." It was pretty cool ( Read more... )

Today is my sister's birthday party, and after watching her and her friends for a while, I've realised that they act a great deal like me and my friends... except that they talk less often about female orgasm ( Read more... )

She told Peter that he can never have sex with me. I'm going to hurt her ( Read more... )

So livejournal is on the limited list of allowed sites until we get a worthwhile firewall installed, so never mind everything I said about not updating, i plan on writing in here every day from now on to tell you the most trivial details about my life because I really need that kind of validation, I guess ( Read more... )