pre-weekend update
Today is my sister's birthday party, and after watching her and her friends for a while, I've realised that they act a great deal like me and my friends... except that they talk less often about female orgasm.
So, i'm not proposing to Maria tomorrow, because her brother has spent most of his life being upstaged by Maria and his wedding ought to be his, plus if I wait for a little bit I can propose in front of Maria's Grandmother, the insane Catholic one who isn't going to the wedding because Aaron and Ashley are getting married outside of the Catholic Church. The same one who was moved to write her legislators about abortion because she had a dream that she swears was sent to her from Jesus about the blood of aborted "children" being poured out onto the Whitehouse.
My God this is going to be so much fun...
How the hell am I supposed to get to Home Depot to buy flowers and give them to my mother for mother's day?
So, i'm not proposing to Maria tomorrow, because her brother has spent most of his life being upstaged by Maria and his wedding ought to be his, plus if I wait for a little bit I can propose in front of Maria's Grandmother, the insane Catholic one who isn't going to the wedding because Aaron and Ashley are getting married outside of the Catholic Church. The same one who was moved to write her legislators about abortion because she had a dream that she swears was sent to her from Jesus about the blood of aborted "children" being poured out onto the Whitehouse.
My God this is going to be so much fun...
How the hell am I supposed to get to Home Depot to buy flowers and give them to my mother for mother's day?