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vickindenver

First Advice Column

Apr 13, 2004 17:29

Well the responses have not been overwhelming, but they have been coming in, so i will not delay in responding to our first advice seeker. Mitch Alva, 15, of Brighton writes...."I have trouble getting my woman in the sack, and advice?" Well Mitch, I can certainly help you out ( Read more... )

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vickindenver April 13 2004, 14:35:58 UTC

thought i should add a few things....mr alva is not actually a drunk, i like him a lot and feel safe every time i am in his car, it did however ad to the flavor of the entry.
Also those of you wishing to contact mitch, can IM him at amerks127

stargiirl April 13 2004, 19:49:33 UTC

LOL!!!!!! First off, want to congradulate u on ur 1st Advice Column. I'm retaining myself from falling out my chair. 2ndly, I have a question for you, how do u get shady people to not be shady? U know, those people who cant say hi? =) Have fun coming up with the answers lol.

My Date anonymous April 13 2004, 20:04:01 UTC

Well Isaac, your advice seemed interesting. I thought I might give it a try. Your first piece of intelligent advice was to rape my gf. I've always been a fan of slitting throats and having sex, so I thought I could kill two birds with one stone. I sharpened my knife, bought a black ski mask with matching shirt, gloves, and pants, and prepared for the attack. I decided to do it on her birthday, cause I thought it would be the most exciting. Everything went perfectly, it was Hanukkah in April! I went up while she was asleep, held her down, at knifepoint, and raped that bitch. Next, you told me to blackmail her. Well it took me awhile to dig up any good shit on her. After hours of research and bribery I found that in the summer of '99, that bad ass tired to burn down our school. She was never caught, but the case has yet to close. So I blackmailed her for sex. Worked like a charm. Finally the thing with my dad, the driving, and all that jazz. I tried that, but she didnt buy it for a second. So I just paid her 50 bucks, ( ... )

jmz1122 February 10 2005, 00:12:40 UTC

ahaha....sorry i'm a loser and i'm procrastinating my homework so i started livejournal searching. This entry makes me laugh ahaha...ok..maybe i'll actually try to do some work now

vickindenver February 11 2005, 20:32:09 UTC

glad to hear you enjoyed the entry lol

jmz1122 February 10 2005, 03:05:00 UTC

in response to this inquiry....what kinda woman would date mitch, and possibly even have sex with him?

*raises hand*