Shoes are important things. Practically, they protect one's feet from all manner of dirt and sharp pointy things. Aesthetically, they provide a means of shaping the legs and finishing an outfit. Socially, they practically scream the wearer's personality and concerns out loud ( Read more... )

Holiday shopping, for Ali, is a long and difficult affair. She has no naughty and nice lists (just about everyone she knows is getting something, even the people she doesn't particularly like), and nobody wrote her letters wishing and hoping and dreaming for some particular goodie that year. Instead, Ali has a notebook. The pages are filled with ( Read more... )

Rod Serling. Need I say more?

As I expected, Samus looked beautiful dressed like a lady (for once). Aramis was a perfect gentleman, to us. And I stolesaved a pig. I named him René. He's happily settling in with the other pigs out in the country.

Poor Israfel. Some deities really need a good smack upside the head. I wish I could get where I ( Read more... )

Yesterday was...interesting. I bought some gorgeous furs and giant teeth from some trollish people. And Jesus was drunk. That was pretty weird. Seems he doesn't like this new pope. And he's married.

Also, Ginta has stagefright and Ephram's learning to deal with idiotsSasha's agreed to let all the kids do a bit of "redecorating" since Alured ( Read more... )

I want a hat. Hats are good.

This is in no way a lame attempt at distracting myself from things. I'm not upset, really.

What sort of hat should I get?

I am much better off without stupid men in my life.

Maxim and Oggie have such nice hats. Maybe I should ask them.

Right. Screw this mood. The rest of today's going to be a good day.

I think I'm going to go shopping. I know I shouldn't get too much for the babies just yet, but I like looking at least. It's all so cute and fun.