I promise this will be my last Michael Phelps post for a long time. That being said, here we go ( Read more... )

First: Completely new layout! vibrantsarcasmAs I sat watching Michael Phelps win his 11th gold medal of his career last night, I thought, "You know what? That's not fair. I'm pissed ( Read more... )

The announcers just compared Shawn Johnson and Nastia Liukin to Batman and Robin. Heh. I laughed.

"So if you're wondering if Michael Phelps is good enough to do it with his eyes closed? The answer is yes." - Bob Costas
That totally sounded dirty to me. He was talking about Phelps being able to swim with his eyes closed since water got in his ( Read more... )

TVGuide.com loves me. First Michael Ausiello (before the move to Entertainment Weekly) finally answered one of my questions in his Ask Ausillo column.

Now, they've used one of my comments in a photo gallery. I feel special.... okay, not really special, but still. I was happy to see it! Haha ( Read more... )

As an American, I often find myself embarrassed by the man who calls himself our president. He's got to be the dumbest man in the history of the universe and I still want to find every single person who voted for him a second time and poke them in the eyes (I'm trying to be less violent).

So, that being said, this post titled: Bush Looking Drunk ( Read more... )

FORGET EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT MICHAEL PHELPS. I know I said I didn't care if he was a douche because he was hot. BUT TODAY I FOUND OUT HE WENT TO MICHIGAN. HE IS DEAD TO ME. Okay, not dead. But our future together would never work out. I can't love a Wolverine. Especially one that I'd just be using for money and/or his looks ( Read more... )

I saw Pineapple Express tonight, which has to be one of my all time favorite movies ever made. I want to go see it again this instant. I can't remember a time I laughed out loud so much in a movie theater. I feel like that's the type of movie I would write if I were to ever write one ( Read more... )