Olympic announcers are hilarious
The announcers just compared Shawn Johnson and Nastia Liukin to Batman and Robin. Heh. I laughed.
"So if you're wondering if Michael Phelps is good enough to do it with his eyes closed? The answer is yes." - Bob Costas
That totally sounded dirty to me. He was talking about Phelps being able to swim with his eyes closed since water got in his goggles during his first race of the night. But to me it sounded perverted.
AND NOW: A running commentary of the women's gymnastics final;
--- Holy shit. Nastia Liukin just got 16.9 on the uneven bars. That was amazing.
--- Seriously, 75% of the Chinese team is under 16. It's obvious. I mean, I look young for 21, but that one girl is totally 12. I've seen Alias and Veronica Mars I know how easy it is to falsify passports, etc. Plus, China is under a communist regime, I bet their government is in on it!
--- You know, I do not feel bad when I find myself yelling at my television for the Chinese to fall off the uneven bars. I need them to fuck up.
--- Michael Phelps kicked ass. We've got such a lead in this 4x200 relay. Holy shit, we're so far ahead of the world record line it's insane. Plus, you know, we HOLD that record, but wow. We beat it by 5 whole seconds.
--- A fist pumping action accompanied by a "hell yeah" when the one Chinese girl fell off the balance beam may have occurred. I'm praying we don't fall.
--- Shit, Alicia fell. But Nastia and Shawn did amazing. Watching Shawn on beam is intimidating. Everything looks so easy for her. How the eff does she do that? We're behind China by a point with only floor left. Let's hope we stay in the lines and do an amazing job. I'm hoping for another gold medal.
--- Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Alicia fell in her floor routine. That's a hard thing to do. Here's hoping China screws up. Because we're not going to win the gold unless they do. I know silver is still good, but it just sucks. So let's hope China screws up.
--- Okay, so we got silver. As Clare Kramer's Courtney screamed in Bring It On, "Second place?! HELL YEAH!" Cause you know what? Shawn and Nastia are going one two in the all around. So China can suck it.
"So if you're wondering if Michael Phelps is good enough to do it with his eyes closed? The answer is yes." - Bob Costas
That totally sounded dirty to me. He was talking about Phelps being able to swim with his eyes closed since water got in his goggles during his first race of the night. But to me it sounded perverted.
AND NOW: A running commentary of the women's gymnastics final;
--- Holy shit. Nastia Liukin just got 16.9 on the uneven bars. That was amazing.
--- Seriously, 75% of the Chinese team is under 16. It's obvious. I mean, I look young for 21, but that one girl is totally 12. I've seen Alias and Veronica Mars I know how easy it is to falsify passports, etc. Plus, China is under a communist regime, I bet their government is in on it!
--- You know, I do not feel bad when I find myself yelling at my television for the Chinese to fall off the uneven bars. I need them to fuck up.
--- Michael Phelps kicked ass. We've got such a lead in this 4x200 relay. Holy shit, we're so far ahead of the world record line it's insane. Plus, you know, we HOLD that record, but wow. We beat it by 5 whole seconds.
--- A fist pumping action accompanied by a "hell yeah" when the one Chinese girl fell off the balance beam may have occurred. I'm praying we don't fall.
--- Shit, Alicia fell. But Nastia and Shawn did amazing. Watching Shawn on beam is intimidating. Everything looks so easy for her. How the eff does she do that? We're behind China by a point with only floor left. Let's hope we stay in the lines and do an amazing job. I'm hoping for another gold medal.
--- Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Alicia fell in her floor routine. That's a hard thing to do. Here's hoping China screws up. Because we're not going to win the gold unless they do. I know silver is still good, but it just sucks. So let's hope China screws up.
--- Okay, so we got silver. As Clare Kramer's Courtney screamed in Bring It On, "Second place?! HELL YEAH!" Cause you know what? Shawn and Nastia are going one two in the all around. So China can suck it.