OMG DID NOT EXPECT THAT!
So, a few minutes ago I went to the library restroom. Being a sighted, forward-facing person, I automatically looked at the door, only to be confronted by a sign that read:
HEY YOU! YES, YOU!
...Shouldn't you be working on that Research Paper?
Freaked me right the fuck out, I can tell you.
Because, no. I should not be working on 'that' research paper. I should be working on 'those three' research papers. Goddamn creepy know-it-all search engine advertisements. It was surreal. *goes back to work*
HEY YOU! YES, YOU!
...Shouldn't you be working on that Research Paper?
Freaked me right the fuck out, I can tell you.
Because, no. I should not be working on 'that' research paper. I should be working on 'those three' research papers. Goddamn creepy know-it-all search engine advertisements. It was surreal. *goes back to work*