HEY GUYS

How many melons have you broken?
Like, zero? Or one?

Well, guess what - I BROKE TWO!

That makes me, like, the melon master. Losers. I-

Oooh.

[[2% Memory spent on how to play the bass. For the next several hours, infectious bass lines and awesome bass solos will be drifting out of Haruko's room.]]

STAGE MANAGER.

Did you get that booze yet? I set you out to find it, like, a year ago.

A band isn't a band until they've properly partied. I feel like I've been sober for weeks.

Heeeey.

*rolls around*

Someone teach me magic.

Or at least teach me how to break magic.

Or at least break magic for me.

Stupid Aizen.

[[Haruko has been bound by Aizen kido. She is incapable of using any limbs at the moment.]]

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