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HEY GUYS

How many melons have you broken?
Like, zero? Or one?

Well, guess what - I BROKE TWO!

That makes me, like, the melon master. Losers. I-

Oooh.

[[2% Memory spent on how to play the bass. For the next several hours, infectious bass lines and awesome bass solos will be drifting out of Haruko's room.]]