In an attempt to revitalize this piece of crap journal, I've come up with a plan.
Every so often I come up with an insane hypothesis that is entirely uneventful and will only be exposed, as accepted or rejected, through the natural course of time.
Insane hypothesis of the day:
Spider sperm = spider babies: Let me explain, since this one merits it; In the future everyone will utilize contraceptive devices, this means humans will stop breeding through natural means, all babies will either be test tube births or the magical fluke of spermicidal failure. Regardless of these possibilities the rampant whore-ship of our society will bring about a mass mutation of our genetic code so that some people will release multifunctional sperm with spider like legs and a capacity to live outside the body for extended periods of time. For the purpose of this explanation I will call it spider sperm. These mutated little critters will dwell in puddles, toilets, sinks and anywhere damp enough to keep them moisturized. They will sit in wait for the perfect target and then they'll make their move. When any woman of birth giving capacity comes in contact with these little bastards they will be infected. The tumor of child will grow inside them, different than the test tube monsters. The mutation of sperm will lead to a mutation in child. The children will become octepedal and they will be the forerunners of a new species to rule the world. Having eight leg/arms with dual function will be a major advantage for them, as that they will be able to operate multiple utilities at the same time. Businesses will love to have a creature capable of operating two computers at once, the spider babies will be first on the hiring list of any major corporation.
The weak and frail test tube babies won't be able to stand up to them in any form of competitive work place, and soon the spider babies will breed with each other... Due to their spider-like bodies they will have a greater birth capacity, and one of two things will occur; they will be much larger than the test tube people or they will have multiple offspring. If they have multiple offspring, then they will have litters of twenty to thirty offspring at a time. As that the world governments will regard them as human they will be given full rights and privileges. Soon the test tube babies will off themselves or grow enraged at the spider babies and fight them. The test tube babies will not have a chance! Soon the spider babies will have their own line of hoochie apparel despite their hideous visages, they will be thought of as attractive. No one will be safe from their infection, they will not have need of normal human breeding measures, for they will all produce the spider sperm. Women will get knocked up crossing the street, outside of Sicily! The spiderine spawn will rule the world! Our descendants will be a race of monstrous spider people and the world as we know it, today, will be a thing of the past!
Think on that, you overly secure fools.
True this will not effect us in our life time, but imagine how our children's children will feel when the first spider babies appear. There is nothing we can do to prevent this, so just accept it.
If I get some feed back on this little mad rant of mine, I think I'll continue these entries. So consider your words carefully if you don't want this to happen again.
Insane hypothesis of the day:
Spider sperm = spider babies: Let me explain, since this one merits it; In the future everyone will utilize contraceptive devices, this means humans will stop breeding through natural means, all babies will either be test tube births or the magical fluke of spermicidal failure. Regardless of these possibilities the rampant whore-ship of our society will bring about a mass mutation of our genetic code so that some people will release multifunctional sperm with spider like legs and a capacity to live outside the body for extended periods of time. For the purpose of this explanation I will call it spider sperm. These mutated little critters will dwell in puddles, toilets, sinks and anywhere damp enough to keep them moisturized. They will sit in wait for the perfect target and then they'll make their move. When any woman of birth giving capacity comes in contact with these little bastards they will be infected. The tumor of child will grow inside them, different than the test tube monsters. The mutation of sperm will lead to a mutation in child. The children will become octepedal and they will be the forerunners of a new species to rule the world. Having eight leg/arms with dual function will be a major advantage for them, as that they will be able to operate multiple utilities at the same time. Businesses will love to have a creature capable of operating two computers at once, the spider babies will be first on the hiring list of any major corporation.
The weak and frail test tube babies won't be able to stand up to them in any form of competitive work place, and soon the spider babies will breed with each other... Due to their spider-like bodies they will have a greater birth capacity, and one of two things will occur; they will be much larger than the test tube people or they will have multiple offspring. If they have multiple offspring, then they will have litters of twenty to thirty offspring at a time. As that the world governments will regard them as human they will be given full rights and privileges. Soon the test tube babies will off themselves or grow enraged at the spider babies and fight them. The test tube babies will not have a chance! Soon the spider babies will have their own line of hoochie apparel despite their hideous visages, they will be thought of as attractive. No one will be safe from their infection, they will not have need of normal human breeding measures, for they will all produce the spider sperm. Women will get knocked up crossing the street, outside of Sicily! The spiderine spawn will rule the world! Our descendants will be a race of monstrous spider people and the world as we know it, today, will be a thing of the past!
Think on that, you overly secure fools.
True this will not effect us in our life time, but imagine how our children's children will feel when the first spider babies appear. There is nothing we can do to prevent this, so just accept it.
If I get some feed back on this little mad rant of mine, I think I'll continue these entries. So consider your words carefully if you don't want this to happen again.