I'm bored, I think I'll update.
Yes, I am still amongst the living, for those of you who were unsure, and life is mediocre and irritating.
Look at me. Look at me. I am not talking on a cellular phone. I am not an important person.
I destroyed my cellular phone about two weeks ago and haven't gotten a replacement for it yet, for oh... 2 and a half reasons.
Reason #1: Technology is dumb and should be hated.
Reason #2: A replacement for my crappy phone would cost in excess of $130. That seems a touch outrageous considering how easy it was to break the first one. If I'm to pay that much I expects a full steel body with shock absorbing rubber bumpers. Then again, I suppose that's a tad unreasonable considering our cheep shoddy culture and it's admiration of the easily sundered.
Reason # one half: I really don't like talking to people that much.
My sleep schedule is all messed up on top of this excitement. I don't know why I want to stay up all night and sleep all day, especially since I find myself even more bored with things with every passing night.
The children above me in the apartment are still really annoying. I would give all that I have for a chance to rend their flesh from their bones. However, I haven't had the opportunity as of yet. Unless I quit caring about jail time any time soon.
I think I may have lost a great deal of my sanity over the past few months. It's a real treat.
Regardless, you will take out the garbage.
Look at me. Look at me. I am not talking on a cellular phone. I am not an important person.
I destroyed my cellular phone about two weeks ago and haven't gotten a replacement for it yet, for oh... 2 and a half reasons.
Reason #1: Technology is dumb and should be hated.
Reason #2: A replacement for my crappy phone would cost in excess of $130. That seems a touch outrageous considering how easy it was to break the first one. If I'm to pay that much I expects a full steel body with shock absorbing rubber bumpers. Then again, I suppose that's a tad unreasonable considering our cheep shoddy culture and it's admiration of the easily sundered.
Reason # one half: I really don't like talking to people that much.
My sleep schedule is all messed up on top of this excitement. I don't know why I want to stay up all night and sleep all day, especially since I find myself even more bored with things with every passing night.
The children above me in the apartment are still really annoying. I would give all that I have for a chance to rend their flesh from their bones. However, I haven't had the opportunity as of yet. Unless I quit caring about jail time any time soon.
I think I may have lost a great deal of my sanity over the past few months. It's a real treat.
Regardless, you will take out the garbage.