Inappropriately Hot Models
For reasons that are better off unexplained, I recently purchased an eye patch.
What struck me about the packaging was how incredibly hot the model is. This dude looks pretty tasty for someone with one functional eye. He's giving all of his "come hither" look from just one eye-- it's quite impressive.
It certainly reinforces the idea that perhaps an eye patch can even be sexy, mysterious. How did he get the eyepatch? Corneal abrasion during a sporting event? Lost it while saving puppies from a burning orphanage? Or maybe he's a man with a dark past.
Or maybe off-camera he's talking like a pirate and that hint of semi-smile is the limit of his restraint. After all eye injury is serious business.
What struck me about the packaging was how incredibly hot the model is. This dude looks pretty tasty for someone with one functional eye. He's giving all of his "come hither" look from just one eye-- it's quite impressive.
It certainly reinforces the idea that perhaps an eye patch can even be sexy, mysterious. How did he get the eyepatch? Corneal abrasion during a sporting event? Lost it while saving puppies from a burning orphanage? Or maybe he's a man with a dark past.
Or maybe off-camera he's talking like a pirate and that hint of semi-smile is the limit of his restraint. After all eye injury is serious business.