Mar 19, 2007 15:58
To the chick with the big nose and moustache,
Fuck You. Fuck you and your head-banging to Stevie Wonder and 5ive. Your bleached straw-hair rubbing against me made me feel physically ill. I vomited in my mouth multiple times. I used all my self control not vomiting on you. So how do you thank me? You don't.
Fuck you and your singing. I don't want to hear the Spice Girls songs sung in a hundred different languages. I don't even wanna hear it in English. Just... ew.
Fuck you and the person you were talking to on the phone. They must've been saying something really funny, because they sure had you laughing. It sounded like you were slowly deflating a helium balloon. Dogs in Taupo were howling.
Fuck you, mmmkay?
Love,
A.
P.S. Get rid of the mo, it does nothing for your mole.
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