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I hope everyone had a great Christmas. I got a MuVo and a locket from my mom. My grandmother was the joy sucking void of the day, "I can see all the weight you've gained while you were laid up this year", "your mother isn't throwing up in there is she?". My mantra of In Some Way It All Stems From Love And She Drives Everyone Crazy Anyway is wearing thin. When I was about 9 I used to tell my father that he only had a kid so that he could get out of calling his mother. I'm just going to have to pound it into my head that it isn't me, it's her. I could never be thin enough, happy enough, or a mindless android that orgasms from nagging direction so we will never really get along.
I did have mead and godiva chocolate, which made everything 30% better.
I did have mead and godiva chocolate, which made everything 30% better.