Maybe one of you has a clue ( Read more... )

Fanficrants in a nutshell:

( Been there done that )

Time to take off the condom F-locking on my Master fic list, as it appears the Gang Bang Strikethrough 07 is over for now. SixApart appears to be superficially respectful of Fandom's enormous Venom Cock. And as soon as pornish_pixies is back up we can put all this unity behind us and go back to ship bashing and writing porn ( Read more... )

Witchhunts and stupidity on the internet? Say it isn't so!

I'm not the kind that usually jumps on the paranoia bandwagon, but something rotten is going on in the state of LJ right now, and so I think small precautions are in order ( Read more... )

Amestris is not a corruption of America -- she is the consort of Xerxes, King of Persia.I can't believe I've been into FMA all this time and didn't realize that. Also, Viz, WTF you LOSE! Czelkcess? Where the FUCK did you come up with that romanization? Way to undercut all of Arakawa's research. Xerxes is steeped with cultural significance and ( Read more... )

I just saw Spiderman 3. And well, golly, I must say the special effects are great, the acting wasn't bad, the porn potential was enormous - and Venom… well let's just say as the Gate, I find a kind of kindred spirit in that entity. Evil black possessive tentacley critter who does some kick ass bondage? Who can say no to that?

( COMPLETELY SPOILERY REACTION/PARODY AHOY! )

ROY MUSTANG DOES NOT HAVE A BIG FAT ASS!

( PRU:F (not worksafe) )

Why do people make introductory posts on LJ? I mean posts on coms that says nothing more than "squee I like your community, some day I might post something." Is it just me or does it seem like begging for attention without actually contributing anything.

Since when has my LJ name become a keyword for random internet sites? Seriously. W. T. F!

Who the fuck are you Speedballjr and why do you have a ficlet I did over a year ago randomly in your search engine list?

ETA: Who the fuck are all you people?

But not for good reasons. If you suffer from severe TWS enjoy this random Sue who is a sister of Ed and Al, and also an angel and possibly a rat.

Motionless eyes were once again eating food.

Even my mom was laughing her head off at this one.