I just saw Spiderman 3. And well, golly, I must say the special effects are great, the acting wasn't bad, the porn potential was enormous - and Venom… well let's just say as the Gate, I find a kind of kindred spirit in that entity. Evil black possessive tentacley critter who does some kick ass bondage? Who can say no to that?
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COMPLETELY SPOILERY REACTION/PARODY AHOY! )
...If they don't do a fourth with Carnage, I might have to choke a bitch. X/
I'm still hoping for the comic-book law "No Dead Body, And He's Not Dead" law for Venom...
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(I'm praying for Venom to return...He got, like, 30 minutes of screen time. X/)
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But then Sandman appears to be entirely an afterthought. They needed a villian to tempt Spidey to become Venom, but they didn't actually really care to follow through with the whole "my daughter is dying I need money" arc.
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I was confused.
But still happy that emo-Pete got to knock a bitch out. XD *MJ hate*
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Her emotional reactions make no sense. She is constantly being blown from one romantic liason to the next, to the point where it seems like she has will power of tissuepaper. She isn't given any clever lines. They even do her a greater disservice in this installment, because the one thing she had going for her -- her talent and beauty -- are utterly undermined.
I don't want to hate on MJ, Spiderman 3 manages to do an excellent job of that without me adding anything to it.
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"How dare you have more attention than me even though you're a superhero that saves the city on a regular basis and my voice can't carry past the first row? WHAT ABOUT MY NEEDS!? I won't tell you the truth for fear of putting you in a situation I know you could overcome, so there."
...Rawr. I don't think I can help the hate after that sort of plot advance.
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