Originally posted by elfs at Evolution has an announcement to make
In a public press announcment, a spokesbeast for Evolution gave the following statement: Recent news reports show that support for evolution has fallen below 50% among members of the Republican Party. Due to this, Evolution has decided to drop any support it currently gives to the ( Read more... )

I refuse to support an America where al-Qaeda insurgents and smelly hippies can sabotage our prosperity. -- phrasegenerator.com

Players:
CL: confused lady
Me: guess who!

Phone: Brrrrrrrrains. Brrrrrains. Where da brrrrrrains?
Me: Thank you for calling, this is Vasaris.
CL: This is Confused Lady in the LA office.
Me: Hi, Confused! What can I do for you?
CL: I've got a rush shipment from Canada to the US. [Other Office] told me that you do that.
Me: ... Um er, so ( Read more... )

"It's like Cupid swapped his arrows for a steak knife..."

...so instead of pricking me with an arrow, he's going to stab me repeatedly with a dirty knife to make me fall in love?

I... I... I... think I need to find a place to hide from batshit crazy stalker!Cupid. The image gives a whole new meaning to bleeding love ( Read more... )

FANGG TOOTH

I have no idea what one of those is doing on agricultural equipment, but it sure made me giggle.

"I don't understand. We are just importing dietary foodstuffs. Why do we need to provide information to the FDA?"

Dear Importer:

If you were actually with a Canadian company, I *might* accept that you don't know what the FDA is or what it is for (sadly it is not the FUN Drug Administration. If it is, I have not received my share of the fun ( Read more... )

'It's a photocopier, not rocket science.'

Although, in fairness, sometimes I think that HP goes out of their way to make things more difficult than they need to be (*glares at HP fax/copier/scanner*). The number of screens to forward the fax line is *ridiculous*. Don't even get me started on the average paper path, which is absurdly long and ( Read more... )

Poll Things I would love to say when entering goods into the commerce of the US

"Get in the office and make your wife some money."

...I wish I was that clever. Srsly.

Or, possibly, tax you to death.

Srsly, poke the link. It's funny. I should check to see if there's a comm specifically for customer WTFs, because some of them are mindbending.

Highly radioactive liquified high-pressure dinosaurs.

Yay!

(although the horny hamster will always be my vote FTW)