Quote of the Week

Apr 27, 2011 19:17

"I don't understand. We are just importing dietary foodstuffs. Why do we need to provide information to the FDA?"

Dear Importer:

If you were actually with a Canadian company, I *might* accept that you don't know what the FDA is or what it is for (sadly it is not the FUN Drug Administration. If it is, I have not received my share of the fun drugs.) Sadly, you are an American in the US working for a US company, so I am quite distressed by the idea that you have no idea what the FDA is for.

I don't care what your previous broker let you get away with. While you are with us, you will obey the law. I'm so totally not sorry that you feel that it is horrible and unfair and all, but I'd prefer that you not import goods that have been determined to be detrimental to the beings consuming them. Yes, you will obtain every single piece of information I want you to obtain, and you will thank me for insisting that you comply with the requirements for your goods to enter the country.

Kiss, Kiss!
-- Me

teh_funneh, wtf -- seriously?

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