If you're retarded, illiterate, or both; it's likely you have yet to hear about the Chinese spies in Australia and their clearly redundant numbers. Somewhere near one thousand Chinese spies are operating within Australia said China's consulate-general. Funnily enough, he has now quit his job and gone into hiding - likely from fear of China and their over-abundant amount of spies trying to fuck him up.
Seriously though; while spending the vast majority of their time trying to crush the democratic "rebellion" (yes, China seems to be living in the 1980s), they still manage to put a large amount of man-power in Australia to kidnap certain Chinese who have emigrated to Australia for obvious reasons, and take them "home". Thanks, you Commie fucks.
I'm sure the vast majority of people are thinking that a lot of other countries have spies out and about - including Australia .. even if they're not kidnapping people and amounting to one thousand or more. In response; most of those countries don't have other huge fucking problems they need to deal with first.
Example: Australia puts spies in other countries because they just want to "have some fun", America does it to "fight terrorism", Russia does it to "learn how to be cool", China does it to "piss people off and bring ex-citizens back to the shithole they were born in".
Proof? China is facing massive rural poverty problems - especially in the form of unemployment - wide-scale political corruption (who the fuck has made Communism work so far, can't you just follow Russia's example and learn the error of your political structures idiotic ways?), environmental degredation .. oh, and that's right, over-fucking-population in the form of 1.3 billion people. Out of that 1.3 billion people I'm sure at least 1.2 billion are spies sent all around the world to make life on Earth more difficult for everyone.
Thanks China, way to fuck things up for the rest of us. Here's an idea, give your country to me for a year and I guarantee you'll be left with only 25% of the population, a government that works (dictatorship), and no sissy spies that kidnap people on a whim.
I think, currently, if there was a vote to find out what was the best country in the world, China's ad campaign would look something like this:
China enjoys making life a living hell for everyone on Earth, have a nice day.
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