Russell Crowe - sensitive new age guy ..
I'd like to start off by saying that if I ever have children, and one of them ends up being a girl - I'm going to be praying her entire life that she ends up marrying someone exactly like Russell Crowe. Not only has Russ starred in a great number of timeless, blockbuster movies - but he has instigated and participated in several assaults, brawls, verbal attacks and other such acts which demonstrate and reinforce his obvious prepotency.
You can guarantee that if your daughter (or son) ends up with someone like Russell, you will never have to worry about disciplinary problems ever again. It will also fill you with confidence regarding the maintainance of their role of servitude. I can tell you right now, if there is ever any glimpse of your child trying to assert some new-found conviction (likely developed from watching shows like Oprah, Ricky Lake or gay porn) - Russell will break their hip in two with a huge, metal wrench; one that is normally used for fixing aeroplanes.
Some of Russell's best known movies include: Prisoners of the Sun, Romper Stomper, The Quick and the Dead, Virtuosity, L.A. Confidential, Gladiator, as well as Master and Commander. In most of these movies he takes the role of the alpha male whose only goal in life is to either kill things, or beat them within an inch of their life with various objects of opportunity. Realistically, all men should aspire to be like this - but unfortunately for now; only Russell seems to do best when it comes to having a shaved head, being violent, and stomping the minority.
I know there are quite a few disbelievers out there, ready to send off messages to me about how these are only movies. They aren't real right? He's not like he is on the big screen, that's just an act. Wrong. Russell is even better in real life than he is in his movies. A quick list of things he has done to prove the point:
- Verbally abusing Malcolm Gerrie (British TV executive), as well as pushing him up against a wall, all because part of his award-winning speech was cut out for the sake of television broadcast;
- Getting into a brawl in a London restaurant because his salt-shaker was empty. Apparently he picked up an entire banquet table and crushed the head waiter with it;
- Involving himself in a brawl with his friend Marl Carroll, which all happened purely because of a "little misunderstanding".
Not impressed yet? How about this. Recently, Crowe was staying at an expensive-as-fuck hotel, and while trying to call his wife to get her to make him a steak for when he got home, he noticed his phone was not working properly. Most people would stay quiet, try and work around the problem, take the passive route, etc. Not Crowe though; he took the phone down to the front desk and then used it to kill every hotel staff member present. Okay, maybe I exaggerated that last part - but that does not deter from the fact that he is the perfect candidate for a husband, and a human being.
Everyone should be like Russ, have a nice day.
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You can guarantee that if your daughter (or son) ends up with someone like Russell, you will never have to worry about disciplinary problems ever again. It will also fill you with confidence regarding the maintainance of their role of servitude. I can tell you right now, if there is ever any glimpse of your child trying to assert some new-found conviction (likely developed from watching shows like Oprah, Ricky Lake or gay porn) - Russell will break their hip in two with a huge, metal wrench; one that is normally used for fixing aeroplanes.
Some of Russell's best known movies include: Prisoners of the Sun, Romper Stomper, The Quick and the Dead, Virtuosity, L.A. Confidential, Gladiator, as well as Master and Commander. In most of these movies he takes the role of the alpha male whose only goal in life is to either kill things, or beat them within an inch of their life with various objects of opportunity. Realistically, all men should aspire to be like this - but unfortunately for now; only Russell seems to do best when it comes to having a shaved head, being violent, and stomping the minority.
I know there are quite a few disbelievers out there, ready to send off messages to me about how these are only movies. They aren't real right? He's not like he is on the big screen, that's just an act. Wrong. Russell is even better in real life than he is in his movies. A quick list of things he has done to prove the point:
- Verbally abusing Malcolm Gerrie (British TV executive), as well as pushing him up against a wall, all because part of his award-winning speech was cut out for the sake of television broadcast;
- Getting into a brawl in a London restaurant because his salt-shaker was empty. Apparently he picked up an entire banquet table and crushed the head waiter with it;
- Involving himself in a brawl with his friend Marl Carroll, which all happened purely because of a "little misunderstanding".
Not impressed yet? How about this. Recently, Crowe was staying at an expensive-as-fuck hotel, and while trying to call his wife to get her to make him a steak for when he got home, he noticed his phone was not working properly. Most people would stay quiet, try and work around the problem, take the passive route, etc. Not Crowe though; he took the phone down to the front desk and then used it to kill every hotel staff member present. Okay, maybe I exaggerated that last part - but that does not deter from the fact that he is the perfect candidate for a husband, and a human being.
Everyone should be like Russ, have a nice day.
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www.jutsin.com