( As the video feed turns on, it becomes apparent that the device is moving. The feed keeps shaking, occasionally bumping out of frame entirely, in a way that is quite jarring. Eventually Holland’s face appears on the screen. )Nice of ‘em to give us stuff, I guess. What would be nicer if shitty things like that didn’t happen. But not like we can ( Read more... )

Made advocaat. Come to Marshall if you want some. Probably most of us need a drink, after last week.|

[ If you choose to take him up on the offer, Netherlands can be found in his Marshall apartment. He actually seems fairly cheerful today, and is sitting in the main room, smoking and surveying his handiwork. He’s managed to properly ferment some ( Read more... )

[ In times like this, it is probably prudent to stay indoors and duck and cover, or some such. However, this is the exact opposite of what Netherlands is currently doing. He’s standing right in the middle of town, his expression furious. He’s got his sword strapped to his back and a gun in one hand (this is made a bit less badass by the fact that ( Read more... )

[ At first, it’s unclear of what’s going on on-screen. There’s some muffled cursing in the background, and the communicator is shuffled around unceremoniously. Then there’s a rather loud “thump”, and finally the screen clears to reveal Netherlands’ unblinking stare. ]

I don’t suppose we have any bandages.

[ When he says this, it may become clear ( Read more... )