Okay, so here is this one sentence that gave me a Grammargasm because it is so funny, and so cliche Asimov (you don't even need to know the context, its hilarity is self-contained in the sentence ( Read more... )

I saw this on Facebook and laughed ( Read more... )

Let's explore/examine this topic/area more fully/closely/further (next/another time/day [or] later ( Read more... )

Here are some brief passages of text from the textbook I am reading for my English class:Consider this quip of Winston Churchill's: "Be an optimist. There is not much use in being anything else." . . . If you want to take Churchill at his word and argue that we should indeed be optimists, say so explicitly. . . . What reasons can you give to prove ( Read more... )

FURN! Because FUN needs an R!

It's not males or females in particular and/or more or less specifically that are so easily predictable in that fashion--we all are.In other words, males and females are equally easily predictable in that fashion ( Read more... )

The suffix "ish" has become a word potent enough to stand on its own. It is the new "so/so," the new "eh," the new "kind of in between." Ish should be in the dictionary.

I fucking HATE this time of year.

PHONE BOOKS. I HATE GETTING PHONE BOOKS.

I received THREE phone books upon moving into my apartment in June of 2004.

THREE!!!

Then I gave one to my mom.

Then I got three more last March.

I got rid of two more.

I have FOUR FUCKING PHONE BOOKS from 2004-2005.

And now I got another one today.

And I will get ( Read more... )

NOTE TO SELF:Tomorrow is the Ides of March. Don't forget to celebrate. If Cafe a la Carte is out of chicken Ceasar wraps, they still have Ceasar salad.

Don't forget!

Red Bull = Liquid Schwartz!

Taurine makes me function when I am otherwise non-functional.

muahaha I am brilliant