Today I will speak
Exclusively in haiku.
Just try and stop me.

So. Inerview. It seemed to go ok. The interviewer seemed impressed by all the DNA-type practically things I've done. I think I did the little pippetting test ok. I was wearing a nice top. I was suitably enthusiastic. So fingers crossed. Now I know all about it I realise I really, really want this job and the £170 per week that comes with it. ( Read more... )

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What's the technical term for a pathological fear of whales?

Ack. Revision is going badly.

Next year I shall be a geneticist. Hooray.

Legs have acquired an impressive coating of hair. I resemble Mr. Tumnus. Hot wax and pain happen on Monday.

I just watched a video on GodTube in which a middle aged British man says, in a perfectly serious tone, "I hope you understand, uh, if you're a Bible student you'll understand, that Sodham and Gomorrah's crime was not just sodomites and anus-lust ( Read more... )

When I get a cat I'm getting a treadmill to go with it.

I can't make my numbers show the Wahlund effect. Woe.

Note to self: Stop forgetting to lock the door when showering. Once you turn off the water, the potential for embarassment is greatly increased.

In my defence, I was technically asleep at the time.

Fact: As a female at a formal social gathering, the more bow ties you can accumuae, the coler ou are. I has 5! Including Will's beautiful forest green slk one that yu have to tie properly.

In conclusion, I win!

My computer keeps telling me it doesn't need defragging. This saddens me. I may do it anyway, just to spite it. Take that, Mr. Spork.

Where can one obtain lots of good RAM for cheap?

/geek