I just sent this one:[lightly edited for the sake of personal info]

Dear Company As Yet Unnamed,[they didn't reveal their name in the ad]My name is S and I am applying for the post of Administrative Assistant / Receptionist in your team oriented office ( Read more... )

Firstly, this is NOT intentionally directed at anyone here. If it DOES apply to you, take heed. And this is written in a majority-form, heterosexual manner. Please don't take offense...the majority of same-sex marriages/commitments I have atteneded have suffered far less from these breaches of etiquette for some reason.

RSVP
RSVP means repondez s' ( Read more... )

So for no good reason, I woke up at 5:45am and was WIIIIIIIIIIIIDE awake. So I have given up trying to go back to sleep. Checking my email, I received this adorable little letter, which I repost here without correction of spelling, grammar, or alterations of any kind:
THE INTERNATIONAL AWARENESS PROMOTION DEPARTMENT OF ( Read more... )

Dear chef_shazI don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me at the mental hospital and I saw you ignore my mustard soufflé. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your memories from the military to you, but I'll keep your ( Read more... )

Dear Wedding Reception Sites ( Read more... )

First, the fun:

Go watch this: http://www.digyourowngrave.com/star-trek-closer-video/
NIN meets Old School Trek....get ur g33k on!

[pulls out soap box, blows off dust*Ahem ( Read more... )