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This is lackofendorphin's fault.
1. How many people can you say you truly hate?:
"Hate" is a strong word, but if I were to use it, it would be in reference to powerful people who take advantage of the less-powerful or the weak as a means to their own ends.
2. Have you ever physically hurt someone when you were angry?:
I don't believe so.
3. Do you crack under pressure?:
I use crack under pressure.
4. How do you feel about the war in Iraq?:
See #1
5. What things do you recycle?:
Ideas.
6. How many times have you had your heart broken?:
After the first couple of times, I had it replaced with a concrete slab.
7. Have you ever lied to make someone feel better?:
Sure.
8. How often do you get into fights with people?:
Not often.
9. Have you ever done something "morally wrong" in the eyes of society today (like kissing a member of the same sex, sexual things before marriage, etc... even though I don't think these things are wrong, don't sue :P)?:
Whenever I can.
10. Do you look at porn?:
Whenever I can.
11. What's your stand on abortion?:
I don't believe in it, but I don't get involved in trying to tell other people what to think about it either.
12. Do you believe in God? Why or why not?:
There have been volumes written on this topic. I'm certainly not going to broach the issue in a meme.
13. When's the last time you broke something that didn't belong to you intentionally?:
I dunno.
14. The world was created... how?:
"The galaxy had sex." -lackofendorphin
15. If you got pregnant right now (or if you're a guy: if you got someone pregnant) what would you do?:
"Disappear" myself to Barbados.
16. Do you listen to music with explicit lyrics?:
Censorship is for fools.
17. What do you think happens when you die?:
Well...depending on the circumstances, they may do an autopsy, then my body will be released to a mortician who will prepare my lifeless corpse for a funeral and ultimately a burial, and finally they'll chuck my ass into the clay where I'll remain more or less indefinitely.
18. If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound?:
Really? The "tree in the woods" query?
19. Is the glass half-empty or half-full?:
Clearly I don't care.
20. When will the world end?:
I dunno. If I could predict the future I sure as hell wouldn't be sitting here doing this retarded meme.
21. Do you believe in sex before marriage?:
I recommend it.
22. What about gay marriage?:
What about it?
23. Is bestiality wrong? Why or why not?:
Wrong is subjective. Gross? Yes. Really fu&#ing gross? Yes.
24. Have you/would you ever cheat on a significant other/marriage partner?:
Only if there were an 18-year old co-ed involved.
25. Do you curse in front of little kids?:
No.
26. Do you pick on people alot?:
No.
27. What do you think about labels?:
I think it's important to know what's in the can.
28. How often do you masturbate?:
Every 12 min...ughghghghhumminahumminahumminahumminaawwyeah...utes.
29. Have you ever lied and said you loved someone when you knew you didn't?:
No.
30. Have you ever tried to kill someone?:
No.
31. Do you do all your chores?:
Chores? What is this...Little House on the Prairie?
32. Have you ever beat someone up or been beaten up?:
I don't talk about those days.
33. Have you ever had sexual thoughts about more than one person at the same time?:
Every day.
34. Have you ever purposely gave someone bad advice?:
Every day.
35. How many people are you jealous of right now?:
I'm not really the jealous type.
36. How many people have you ever hooked-up with in your life?:
Zillions.
37. How many times have you had sex?:
Srsly? I think I lost count when I was 16.
.
38. Do you consider yourself a virgin?:
Yes.
39. Have you ever cheated on a test or copied homework from someone else?:
No.
40. Have you ever ditched class? If so, how many times and why?:
I was in college for five years. I'm quite certain I lost count after the first semester.
41. What's the stupidest thing you ever did?:
Well...this meme is moving up the list.
42. How many regrets do you have?:
See #41.
43. Explain why you chose the religion you're following:
*sigh*
44. Which of the seven deadly sins do you do the most often?:
I am Sloth. My life is the embodiment of Sloth. If I could do anything for the rest of my life, it would be: To be as Slothy as possible and not starve to death cuz I was too lazy to get up and make a sandwich.
45. Who was the last person you cursed at?:
The douchebag who wrote this meme.
46. Are you stuck-up or conceited in any way?:
Oh Gawd yes. I'm an incredible prick.
47. What's the most unhealthy thing you do?:
Heroin.
48. Are you tolerant of other people's beliefs?:
I could give a shit what you think as long as you don't actively try to get me to think the same way.
49. Do you listen to your parents?:
Usually.
50. Would you ever sell your body?:
Are you kidding? I have a price tag stuck to my ass. I take Cash, Visa®, Mastercard® and Diner's Club®.
1. How many people can you say you truly hate?:
"Hate" is a strong word, but if I were to use it, it would be in reference to powerful people who take advantage of the less-powerful or the weak as a means to their own ends.
2. Have you ever physically hurt someone when you were angry?:
I don't believe so.
3. Do you crack under pressure?:
I use crack under pressure.
4. How do you feel about the war in Iraq?:
See #1
5. What things do you recycle?:
Ideas.
6. How many times have you had your heart broken?:
After the first couple of times, I had it replaced with a concrete slab.
7. Have you ever lied to make someone feel better?:
Sure.
8. How often do you get into fights with people?:
Not often.
9. Have you ever done something "morally wrong" in the eyes of society today (like kissing a member of the same sex, sexual things before marriage, etc... even though I don't think these things are wrong, don't sue :P)?:
Whenever I can.
10. Do you look at porn?:
Whenever I can.
11. What's your stand on abortion?:
I don't believe in it, but I don't get involved in trying to tell other people what to think about it either.
12. Do you believe in God? Why or why not?:
There have been volumes written on this topic. I'm certainly not going to broach the issue in a meme.
13. When's the last time you broke something that didn't belong to you intentionally?:
I dunno.
14. The world was created... how?:
"The galaxy had sex." -lackofendorphin
15. If you got pregnant right now (or if you're a guy: if you got someone pregnant) what would you do?:
"Disappear" myself to Barbados.
16. Do you listen to music with explicit lyrics?:
Censorship is for fools.
17. What do you think happens when you die?:
Well...depending on the circumstances, they may do an autopsy, then my body will be released to a mortician who will prepare my lifeless corpse for a funeral and ultimately a burial, and finally they'll chuck my ass into the clay where I'll remain more or less indefinitely.
18. If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound?:
Really? The "tree in the woods" query?
19. Is the glass half-empty or half-full?:
Clearly I don't care.
20. When will the world end?:
I dunno. If I could predict the future I sure as hell wouldn't be sitting here doing this retarded meme.
21. Do you believe in sex before marriage?:
I recommend it.
22. What about gay marriage?:
What about it?
23. Is bestiality wrong? Why or why not?:
Wrong is subjective. Gross? Yes. Really fu&#ing gross? Yes.
24. Have you/would you ever cheat on a significant other/marriage partner?:
Only if there were an 18-year old co-ed involved.
25. Do you curse in front of little kids?:
No.
26. Do you pick on people alot?:
No.
27. What do you think about labels?:
I think it's important to know what's in the can.
28. How often do you masturbate?:
Every 12 min...ughghghghhumminahumminahumminahumminaawwyeah...utes.
29. Have you ever lied and said you loved someone when you knew you didn't?:
No.
30. Have you ever tried to kill someone?:
No.
31. Do you do all your chores?:
Chores? What is this...Little House on the Prairie?
32. Have you ever beat someone up or been beaten up?:
I don't talk about those days.
33. Have you ever had sexual thoughts about more than one person at the same time?:
Every day.
34. Have you ever purposely gave someone bad advice?:
Every day.
35. How many people are you jealous of right now?:
I'm not really the jealous type.
36. How many people have you ever hooked-up with in your life?:
Zillions.
37. How many times have you had sex?:
Srsly? I think I lost count when I was 16.
.
38. Do you consider yourself a virgin?:
Yes.
39. Have you ever cheated on a test or copied homework from someone else?:
No.
40. Have you ever ditched class? If so, how many times and why?:
I was in college for five years. I'm quite certain I lost count after the first semester.
41. What's the stupidest thing you ever did?:
Well...this meme is moving up the list.
42. How many regrets do you have?:
See #41.
43. Explain why you chose the religion you're following:
*sigh*
44. Which of the seven deadly sins do you do the most often?:
I am Sloth. My life is the embodiment of Sloth. If I could do anything for the rest of my life, it would be: To be as Slothy as possible and not starve to death cuz I was too lazy to get up and make a sandwich.
45. Who was the last person you cursed at?:
The douchebag who wrote this meme.
46. Are you stuck-up or conceited in any way?:
Oh Gawd yes. I'm an incredible prick.
47. What's the most unhealthy thing you do?:
Heroin.
48. Are you tolerant of other people's beliefs?:
I could give a shit what you think as long as you don't actively try to get me to think the same way.
49. Do you listen to your parents?:
Usually.
50. Would you ever sell your body?:
Are you kidding? I have a price tag stuck to my ass. I take Cash, Visa®, Mastercard® and Diner's Club®.