From: EnlightenedPeon551
Date: 54544.5
Subject: Earthquakes in space.

Anyone feel that? Ship shaking? I think a locomotive just went past my
deck... woke me out of a sound night's sleep.

From: CrazyDave91
Date: 54544.6
Subject: ShanGoons on the march. (was: Earthquakes in space.)

Or maybe it's a herd of elephants.

From: ChuckNorris2047
Date: 54544 ( Read more... )

From: EnlightenedPeon551
Date: 53922.6
Subject:  WOW

That's the first time I've ever had to leave a party because I had too much fun... the first upper decks party I've EVER been to that anywhere near rivaled a peon party.

Wow... just wow.

From: StarGuidedOne2044
Date: 53920.6
Subject: re: WOW (EnlightenedPeon551)

The man who oozed green viscous material ( Read more... )

With the replicators still off-line, Lt. Shan made another appearance in the Mess Hall.

By all appearances, he was a victim of Post-Leave Syndrome as those in Sickbay liked to call it. One antenna drooped noticeably.

He dialed a number, hit the replicator again with his fist, cursed, hit it again, and cursed again, before finally removing his drink ( Read more... )

From: JackRyan44
Date: 53920.6
Subject: Cure for a headache?

What is the best cure for the universe's worst pounding headache, that doesn't involve setting foot in Sickbay.

From: EnlightenedPeon424
Date: 53920.6
Subject: Hair of the dog that bit ya

Stop drinking. Seriously. STOP DRINKING! That'll put an end to the headaches.

From: PeonForLife551
Date ( Read more... )