BBS Post - what's shakin'
From: EnlightenedPeon551
Date: 54544.5
Subject: Earthquakes in space.
Anyone feel that? Ship shaking? I think a locomotive just went past my
deck... woke me out of a sound night's sleep.
From: CrazyDave91
Date: 54544.6
Subject: ShanGoons on the march. (was: Earthquakes in space.)
Or maybe it's a herd of elephants.
From: ChuckNorris2047
Date: 54544.7
Subject: on today's episode of Wild Kingdom... (was: ShanGoons on the march)
...there has been sighting of blue-headed creature with six breasts,
hundred feet and a collective IQ of 80.
From: ScrubMonkey772
Date: 54544.7
Subject: re: Earthquakes in space.
Blue Alert? But they always raid sickbay. We haven't seen them. The death march passed our deck without entering sickbay. But if they do come, I'll have a little chat with my higher ups. We have shots that can make one violently ill when exposed to alcohol.
From: StarGuidedOne2044
Date: 54544.9
Subject: Blue Alerts (was: ShanGoons on the march)
I and a few others are very offended by the fact that it must always be brought up that the Chief of Security is an Andorian. Why is it an issue. It isn't mentioned when others are human. Why must everyone always reference people by skin color. I do not reference your pink skin.
Ensign Thalashreth ch'Selos
From: FutureDevil666
Date: 54545.0
Subject: re: Blue Alerts
Damn, the fun always happens when I'm off duty...
Ensign ch'Selos,
First of all, *he* makes an issue of being an Andorian; it's not something he just leaves at the door. It's part of the mystique he cultivates, and it intimidates the hell out of the more unruly and undisciplined prospective Goons. It works. To be fair, Lt Cdr Fergus on the Monitor started it all, when Shan was his second. Don't make assumptions about other people's departments that you don't serve in. I have no idea what department you're in, but it's obviously one with a different culture than this one.
Secondly, YOU make an issue of the Andorian thing; every post you make, you mention it. And you assume we're all human. And you're assuming all humans are pink. I'm not pink. I'm not even close to pink. Don't make those assumptions.
Thirdly, you have any idea how incredibly stupid it is that you tell us all your real name? That means anything you say here can be brought up in person. Way to go, genius. Not as if your identity would be THAT hard to figure out, I could guess any one of four names and I have a one in four chance of being right.
The way it looks, if CrazyDave thinks we're all as dumb as that, then you'd be a really good candidate for the Goons... drop by some time and I'll make sure the big blue guy (actually not so big, but he IS blue) has a chance to talk to you, assuming he'd want to waste his time.
From: ChuckNorris2047
Date: 54545.1
Subject: re: Blue Alerts
To be fair, their chief IS blue.
From: EnlightenedPeon551
Date: 54545.2
Subject: re: re: Blue Alerts
This just in... the hundred legged six breasted blue headed creature, is headless this time!
Date: 54544.5
Subject: Earthquakes in space.
Anyone feel that? Ship shaking? I think a locomotive just went past my
deck... woke me out of a sound night's sleep.
From: CrazyDave91
Date: 54544.6
Subject: ShanGoons on the march. (was: Earthquakes in space.)
Or maybe it's a herd of elephants.
From: ChuckNorris2047
Date: 54544.7
Subject: on today's episode of Wild Kingdom... (was: ShanGoons on the march)
...there has been sighting of blue-headed creature with six breasts,
hundred feet and a collective IQ of 80.
From: ScrubMonkey772
Date: 54544.7
Subject: re: Earthquakes in space.
Blue Alert? But they always raid sickbay. We haven't seen them. The death march passed our deck without entering sickbay. But if they do come, I'll have a little chat with my higher ups. We have shots that can make one violently ill when exposed to alcohol.
From: StarGuidedOne2044
Date: 54544.9
Subject: Blue Alerts (was: ShanGoons on the march)
I and a few others are very offended by the fact that it must always be brought up that the Chief of Security is an Andorian. Why is it an issue. It isn't mentioned when others are human. Why must everyone always reference people by skin color. I do not reference your pink skin.
Ensign Thalashreth ch'Selos
From: FutureDevil666
Date: 54545.0
Subject: re: Blue Alerts
Damn, the fun always happens when I'm off duty...
Ensign ch'Selos,
First of all, *he* makes an issue of being an Andorian; it's not something he just leaves at the door. It's part of the mystique he cultivates, and it intimidates the hell out of the more unruly and undisciplined prospective Goons. It works. To be fair, Lt Cdr Fergus on the Monitor started it all, when Shan was his second. Don't make assumptions about other people's departments that you don't serve in. I have no idea what department you're in, but it's obviously one with a different culture than this one.
Secondly, YOU make an issue of the Andorian thing; every post you make, you mention it. And you assume we're all human. And you're assuming all humans are pink. I'm not pink. I'm not even close to pink. Don't make those assumptions.
Thirdly, you have any idea how incredibly stupid it is that you tell us all your real name? That means anything you say here can be brought up in person. Way to go, genius. Not as if your identity would be THAT hard to figure out, I could guess any one of four names and I have a one in four chance of being right.
The way it looks, if CrazyDave thinks we're all as dumb as that, then you'd be a really good candidate for the Goons... drop by some time and I'll make sure the big blue guy (actually not so big, but he IS blue) has a chance to talk to you, assuming he'd want to waste his time.
From: ChuckNorris2047
Date: 54545.1
Subject: re: Blue Alerts
To be fair, their chief IS blue.
From: EnlightenedPeon551
Date: 54545.2
Subject: re: re: Blue Alerts
This just in... the hundred legged six breasted blue headed creature, is headless this time!